If you've ever wanted to own a sweat-soaked mascot costume, now's your chance. Don't bother denying it, you know you've always wanted to parade around in one of those heavy and cumbersome mounds of latex and artificial fibers [Game Sniped via Tiny Cartridge]:

The Ebay seller insists that this is an authentic laborer's cocoon used in various Nintendo events. Thankfully the overalls and shirt are not included in this. The bidding is fairly low right now, but the longer this gem circulates, the higher that price will inevitably get.
Why does the latex look like that? Why would Nintendo make such a horrifying thing?





