I don't pay for games. Not when I can help it, and yes, I do play fair. You will rarely see me pay more than $20 for a game. Unless it is Nintendo First party titles that I have to play... They don't drop the MSRP for nobody. But that's why they're the Great Satan. Otherwise, the internet is home to trillions of free games. Here's four you to get just by leaving Bitmob open in another tab.
Crush the Castle
Price: Free
Where: Here
Push the Button, Knock the Castle Down, Bump Bump
Push the Button, Knock the Castle Down, Bump Bump
The best flash games are the ones that are stripped down to a single bite size mechanic that is fun again and again and again. Taking down nameless medieval kings and their castles with a trebuchet has never been so fun… if it was ever offered before! And don’t forget the free iPhone App. Cherchez la vache! For the initiated, try the remixed mechanics in the Players Pack.
Battlefield Heroes
Price: Free
Where: Here
One of PC gaming’s (and now console) most storied franchise got a comic facelift (or down). Just because it’s free, cartoon inspired, and third person does not make it any less an essential title in the series. Some of the subtlety has been stripped away, making it all the easier to try out. Now those countless hours of learning difficult vehicle controls and exploits can now be used to dress your avatar.
Psychonauts
Price: $9.95/month subscription
Where: Here
Get double pretentious by playing a video game cult classic while adhering to your socialist ethics. Gametap has been offering up the full game for free for as long as the service has been around, THAT IS UNTIL I WANTED TO POST THIS ARTICLE. Jerks. Oh well, put down the $9.95 for the monthly membership, and you'll get hundreds of games, Psychonauts the best of the bunch. Go play it once and for all so all those blogs can stop complaining about how no one played it. SO ANNOYING.
Fallen Empire: Legions
Price: Free
Where: Here
I was never a Tribes fan, so I had no real motivation to try the spiritual sequel other than it was free. Online multiplayer makes me uncomfortable. But when I get into a game by myself, I like to jump. And jump. And sing “Somewhere over the Rainbow” as I jetpack all about! Of course, you could actually have fun with honest to goodness Tribes action in your web browser… Some people are hard to please.
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Battle Field heroes is PC, and launches from your browser... I think there's a plugin for Firefox, etc. At least that's how I recall installing it.
