Half-Life 2 Made Better: We Have the Technology

Written by Mark Hain

Contra is one of the classics of the 8-bit gaming era, and Half-Life 2 is one of the best first-person shooters ever made. Together, they make the most kick-ass FPS never made.

Just as Funnyordie UK did with Saving Private Ryan and Call of Duty: World at War, M0rtanius at Machinima blended Contra and Half-Life 2 to create a game called Half-Contra [via Techeblog]:

M0rtanius also re-created Castlevania in Half-Life 2. If it were released by the holiday season, it would break every sales record on the charts.

Will either of these awesome games ever see the light of day? No, they won't. But we can always dream! Watch the Half-LifeVania video after the jump.

Comments (8)

A badly done rendition on an old nintendo game?

Yeah, they will be breaking down the doors for that one at wall mart.

Genesis Montero , November 30, 2009

If you're going to leave a sarcastic, negative comment, at least capitalize Nintendo and spell Walmart correctly.

Jay Henningsen , November 30, 2009

Are you stalking me?

Genesis Montero , November 30, 2009

Are you stalking me?

No. Stalking you would imply that I am interested in you. I am not. I'm simply replying to comments.

Jay Henningsen , November 30, 2009

Uh.... right. You keep telling yourself that.

Genesis Montero , November 30, 2009

Yeah Jay, you're totally into this guy. Don't deny your desire. You're intrigued by the only person on the internet that doesn't understand how a mod can be enjoyable.

Give in.

Travis McReynolds , November 30, 2009

Please lets get back on topic here.

Toby Davis , November 30, 2009

Damn you, Travis. That was between you and me. Next, you'll be telling everyone about that time we met in Tijuana, and what happened in the swimming pool full of jello.

Jay Henningsen , November 30, 2009