Former movie-star Brendan Fraser was brought to life this year by the DS game Inkheart. It is the game that is based on the movie that is about how reading is good for you. Do you see the irony there? Well, Brendan doesn't. Brendan spits on irony and then cooks it and eats the spit covered irony to help with his irony deficiency.
Inkheart the game makes up for the fact that it is shamefully not a book by doing its best book impression. The game is mostly reading and in between the reading there are fun chores. The best part is that the stuff you are reading is terrible.
The only thing this game is missing is NOTHING... and Pauly Shore. Not surprisingly this game also won the worst game without Pauly Shore.
If you have read this all the way through it means you have been staring at mostly nude Brendan Fraser through your periphery for about 30 seconds. Sorry.
