Best Worst Teeth: Dragon Age Origins



Dragon Age Origins takes the top spot of best worst teeth of 2009. They were out to win it this year, and Bioware did not disappoint. From every man, women, and child, the shear amount of stained and tarter ridden enamel was ever present throughout Dragon Age.

Never has a game had such consistent substandard dental hygiene. The people and heroes of Ferelden were fighting to save the world from the evil darkspawn, but they had already lost the war to the dreaded gum disease - gingivitis.

Comments (2)

Yes! A million times yes!
Mike Minotti , January 22, 2010
Gingivitis: causing eye-bleeding and gruesome decapitations since the Middle Ages.
Nick Nordstrom , January 23, 2010

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