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Written by Michael Donahoe
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If we're gonna die in a video game, we wanna die in style. Guns? Too common. Swords? Too painful. Pizza? Too deliciously dramatic. And probably time-consuming. But, hey, admit it: How many people do you know have died by pizza (no, Pizza the Hutt doesn't count)?
None, right? Hopefully. Otherwise you're totally ruining our flashy food-related death. Don't make us kill you with a hamburger. We'll do it, too. Unless this random Phantasy Star Portable 2 chica kills us first [via Joystiq]:
Yep, officially licensed Pizza Hut weapons are now appearing in the Sega PSP role-playing game. 'Bout damn time, too! Laser swords were cool in 1977, kiddos. Time to eat up the new hotness: pizza swords.
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