Comcast = Jenky Ass Ho

Written by Josh Timm

The reason I haven't been asking everybody questions lately is because Comcast decided that the Timm's internet wasn't really a big deal or worth their time to keep up and running. I'm pretty angry about that, but it got me a pretty good question for y'all.

While attempting to fix the internet, they asked me if I wanted to sign up for voicemail. I told them politely (not really), that if I had their phone service I wouldn't be able to call them for customer support because I wouldn't have working phones.

On to the question:

Have you any customer support horror stories to share? An old episode of GFW Radio had a pretty funny Jeff Green Dell rant. Have you, or do you know anyone who has escalated to violence? Please share. Thanks.

Comments (6)

comcast=scam...Owed them like $300 dollars because we fell behing a month in payments...cut off our internet...thought how can we save more money...get rid of the HD reciever and go basic cable and internet...ended up saving $7 a month...yes $7 difference between HD cable and Basic...now my internet keeps cutting in and out...they say my connection is fine...I say they suck ballz

Brandon Van Haren , June 04, 2009

For me, Comcast works. I am afraid to say I have had great service with them all my life. And no, I am not a Comcast employee. Maybe living in a suburb off of Chicago plays a role in that; isn't Comcast's headquarters located in Chicago?

Michael Lenoch , June 04, 2009

Upon further research -- Comcast's headquarters is located in Pennsylvania. So I have no idea why I have such luck with Comcast and no one else does.

Michael Lenoch , June 04, 2009

Hehe, a guy came today and fixed some stuff. Weird stuff. They say we need to install an amplifier for the router for optimal performance, and being a gamer, I am ALL for that.

Josh Timm , June 04, 2009

and installing an amplifier would only cost $30(Probably $40, they have to sell their products too)!

Josh Timm , June 04, 2009

The most recent time my internet stopped working the first thing customer service asked me was "are you sure you turned the router on today?" I almost hung up on them.

Rachel Jagielski , June 05, 2009