If I had a tuna salad sandwich for every "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" joke I've read in the past three hours, I wouldn't have to buy lunch for the rest of my life -- by which I mean the two days before I die of mayonnaise-related food poisoning.

Video Blips:

• Social Game Universe's Facebook game based on Dirty Dancing is out. This trailer makes me sad -- first Orbach, then Swayze? Dirty Dancing is not a movie; it's a graveyard. For my heart.

Keep reading after the break for hats and corgis from Rift, a little bit of everything from Dungeon Defenders, and the next phase in Super Monkey Ball's plan for world domination.

• This new Rift video asks you to "Ascend a Friend" using an old, spicy joke. I was all ready to call Trion out for recycling that reference, but then I saw that the dude's horse is on fire. And badass fiery horses change everything.

• Get a game overview from Trendy Entertainment in the first Dungeon Defenders Developer Diary. The game is a "four-player co-op tower-defense action-RPG," which is even more of a mouthful than "Dungeon Defenders Developer Diary."

• Sega is bringing Super Monkey Ball to the PlayStation Vita early next year. If you can't wait until then, you can always play it on any gaming device released since 2001.