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Five games that make it more fun to be evil

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Friday, January 06, 2012
EDITOR'S NOTEfrom Sam Barsanti

Bad guys carry red lightsabers, ride rocket-powered hoverboards, and transform into fighter jets. Yeah, I think Steven's onto something here. Let's all embrace the dark side!

As a child, I discovered that snapping plastic bricks together made "having fun" an arduous task in comparison to stomping my sister's idyllic, fully formed Lego neighborhood. I learned my lesson: Being evil is easier. While childhood proves that bullies will always get what they want, video games reward bad behavior with cooler abilities and weapons. Besides, wouldn't you rather have crowds run in fear than applaud you for fetching those boots they lent to a neighbor?

Assuming you can live without the praise and the "gosh thanks!" you’ll get from lending some farmer a hand, developers usually offer you a simpler and more practical solution to your problems...if you're willing to get your hands dirty.

Here are five games where it’s better to be the bad guy.

 

1. Fable

The original Fable seems to have popularized the idea of branching paths based on morality. The flimsy, black and white scale arbitrarily creates difficulty to do the “right thing" while extravagantly rewarding and unbalancing the
game for doing the wrong thing.

It's between halos and horns, and to earn what is arguably the best weapon you'll probably need to get used to the horns. It's no cakewalk using a sundial to discern the best time for a human sacrifice, but Skorm's Bow is truly something to behold...and it's a sight the pure of heart will never see. Some have argued it's easier to rack up the holy points simply by killing bandits, but like building a house out of Lego, it's a slow and painful process. It's too easy to undo a lifetime of good deeds by walking into town and swinging an axe around.

2. Skyrim

What's the most precious commodity in an open-world
game filled with random loot? Two words: unique items. In Skyrim, the Daedra (or demons) are the only ones who will really give you the cool stuff. While the powerful Dragon Priest masks are obtained by doing good things, wearing them makes you look like a trick-or-treater. The best items require nasty quests for princes of darkness. Killing innocent people, dabbling in cannibalism, and selling your soul are all necessary because those do-gooder Jarls would never offer a twisted mace forged from the tears of a unicorn.

3. Infamous

What is the value of a human's life? Cole would tell you it's the equivalent of three lamp posts and a car battery. So why spend all that time searching for electricity sources when you can suck the life out of one helpless victim? This small concession of conscience also begins a path to the symbolic "red energy" powers (and all sorts of badassery). Who needs grenades that capture people alive when the dark side offers wildly detonating cluster bombs that ensure maximum collateral damage?

4. Fable 2

I made a heroic decision at the end of Fable 2 (spoiler alert): I saved thousands of li
ves (many I didn't know existed), but at the cost of my family and Mr. Dog (my beloved pet dog). Statues of me were erected in every town square across the continent, and I was constantly surrounded by hordes of adoring fans...but I still felt like I had been left alone. I'm sorry, Albion, but I'm reverting to an old save. I would rather burn the empire to the ground than have to bury Mr. Dog. Maybe it reveals how little video game morality has matured, but out of the three options at the end (money, saving NPC lives and my dog), only one holds any weight for me.

5. Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Dead men tell no tales, nor do they wake up from a powerful sedative dart and get their buddies to hunt you down. While simply knocking out armies of mercenaries is morally superior to killing them, it sure makes the
game a lot more difficult. Bullets, on the other hand, are a far more efficient (and permanent) solution to your problem. Just be prepared to say goodbye to the pacifist achievement.

 
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Comments (4)
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January 06, 2012

I'd add Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic to this list. Using force persuade is so cruelly fun. "You want me to pay a docking fee? (Force Persuade) How about you look the other way? Oh, and how about you give me 500 credits while you're at it? Thanks." So evil.

Lolface
January 06, 2012

Being evil is fun in Infamous, but the evil ending for Infamous 2 made me feel like crap.

In Deus Ex:HR, "morally superior" just means more experience points. Just killing a guy gives you 10XP, while a nonviolent takedown nets you 50XP. So, I went around doing nonviolent takedowns, and then euthanized my opponents with a bullet to the head (from a silenced pistol). I don't know if that makes me evil, or just a douche.

And Skyrim poses a bit of a problem. Some  (if not all) of the daedra quests can be stumbled upon accidentally, and I found myself completing their quests not so much to be an evil asshat, but to clear my quest log. The problem is, in Skyrim, when you get a quest and the game tells you to do something, there isn't always a "no" option.

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January 06, 2012

Half the world's evil is done in the name of clearing a quest log.

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January 06, 2012

I know exactly what you mean RE: Skyrim.

"Here, I've trapped this priest in a cage. KILL HIM AND GET A COOL THING."

"Yeah...alright."

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