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Original Resident Evil's Lines Read by the Movie's Actors
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010
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When the original Resident Evil came out, its take on survival horror caused me to quiver in a ball of fear on the couch. Now I mostly make fun of its bad voice acting. I mean, the game has lines like, "You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

The Resident Evil movies, while not famous for award-winning performances, do at least feature real actors. So how would they handle the PlayStation classic's campy lines? Pretty hilariously, as it turns out [via MTV Multiplayer Blog]:

 
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Comments (8)
Stoylogosmall
September 22, 2010 12:35

I would have loved to see lines from Rebecca Chambers' introduction.

"What? Ohh! OHH NOOO! Sorry." **left handed salute**

Dan__shoe__hsu_-_square
September 22, 2010 15:32

Haha, that is a great idea for a video/story!

Jonathan
September 22, 2010 16:26

"It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you." Lol. They should make a movie with these lines.

"WHOA! This hall is dangerous"

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September 22, 2010 18:24

That was great!

 

I can't blame the original voice actors; they had to work with what they had, and those lines were AWKWARD as HELL.

Stoylogosmall
September 22, 2010 18:43

I'd be up for a fan-film done entirely with the original Resident Evil dialogue.

 

Still one of my favorites:

Chris: "I would never work for somebody like Umbrella. But you Wesker...you were formerly WITH Umbrella!"

Wesker: "What are you talking about!?"

Chas_profile
September 22, 2010 20:13

Everyone mentions Jill Sandwich, but my favorite has always been the STARS guy who got bit by the snake.

 

"It's not just a snake. It's a MONSTERRRRRRRR!"

Stoylogosmall
September 23, 2010 11:42

@Chas: Or the line from the same guy:

 

"Chris...be careful...there are terrible demons...OUUUUCH!"

 

Oh my god I have to stop.

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September 23, 2010 15:25

"whose blood is this? I hope this is not Chris' blood!"

OR

(after the master of unlocking line)

Jill: "I'll take this then" 

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