Hahahahahaha!!!!! Epic.

It's funny cause it's true!

I can't help but think there is something insidious about $15,559.

Hah!

I hope this becomes a regular Mike Minotti feature. It's so creative!

Well played.

Which reminds me...

Marry me, Mike Minotti, because I deeply love you.

BRILLIANT.

I agree with Shoe. This had me laugh out loud in my office and I got wierd stares lol. Well done!

@Mitch Let me see how I do in another 10 years. Otherwise, I'll take you up on that.

Thanks for the kind words, everyone! I do hope to do more of these.

This is the best ever.

I just started a new game of CSotN a day before this went up!

Mike. I love you.

I also managed to bastardize that whole speech for the intro to a news story the other day. Be very proud of me.