So this is how it's going to be, Bitmob? After my failed attempt at a comeback and being diagnosed with CANCER, I see THIS?

May 21st, 2009

Playing Bionic Commando, probably about 50% through it or so, and the swinging is surprisingly fun when you get the hang of it. Everything else is pretty sub-par and the game would have been better if it was just swinging challenges, but whatever. The main point of this article is to discuss the utterly retarded way in which this game decided to implement invisible walls: radiation.

I mean, have you ever noticed how all the best games on the Wii have very little or no motion controls, or at least give you the option of regular controls? What's up with thaaaaaaat?

Why is it that lately any time a stylish action game is shown, people say it's "like God of War" or "God of War lite"? Are people not aware that God of War was largely influenced by Devil May Cry, which was likely the first modern stylish action game? Even Ninja Gaiden was influenced by it greatly. 

Also you're all stupid for even entertaining the notion that it's MGS5. Kojima has been known to be working on a new Snatcher with Suda51 for years.

As you've probably already heard, 3D Realms has exploded in a cloud of strippers and pigcops, and with it has gone The Holy Grail of Gaming, Duke Nukem Forever.

I'm enjoying it quite a bit too.  I do wonder how much better this game could have been if it hadn't been rushed to meet the release date of the movie.  Even as it stands, it's still better than its source material, which is something to be commended.

Bought Klonoa last night. Beat it in 4 hours, and only died a couple of times on like two bosses. Sure, it's a great game, while it lasts, but it makes me wonder if we should attach such reverence to a game that is not only short, but super easy. I think it's due to the rarity of the PS1 original that it's regarded so highly. Also I skipped all the cutscenes because the story was so simplistic I got the gist of it within the first few seconds of each scene, but it dragged forever. Man, look at those word balloons crawl by.