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Bitmob's Staff Just Got Bigger*
Dan__shoe__hsu_-_square
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Tags: bitmob

It was such a hotly contested battle, we could've turned it into a reality show (if only grammar made for good television).

Our search for a few new staffers is finally over...for now (nothing ominous there -- just saying we're continuously growing). A few weeks ago, we asked our community to spit-shine a piece of turd writing as part of an application process to become Bitmob's next editor. We got a ton of entries, narrowed them down to the six best results, then interviewed those finalists to see who would be the best fit as far as work experience and available time go....

 

It was a damn tough editing test -- don't be discouraged if you didn't make it, because really only one person got it perfect. And you never know -- if we don't screw this Bitmob thing up, we'll only need more and more help in the future. We really believe in this "community meets the press" thing and want to offer regular guys and gals as many game-editorial opportunities as possible.

So, please help us welcome Rob Savillo, James DeRosa, and Jay Henningsen to the Bitmob staff. They're going through Bitmob boot camp training right now, but you'll see some of their edits of community pieces as early as later this afternoon.

Also welcome Omar Yusuf, our newest intern. He started last week (you can tell who's on staff by front-page posts that don't have an "editor's note" on them) and is slowly lowering the insanity meters for our other, overworked interns.


*Apologies for the headline. Couldn't resist. Funny thing is, we probably would've disqualified any applicants who would write like this....

 
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Img_1019
December 07, 2009
Congrats Rob, James, Jay, and Omar. Glad to have you as part of the team!
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December 07, 2009
You guys need to upload the "answer key" to the editor application article. I wanna see how correct I was. :P

And congrats you guys!
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December 07, 2009
Congrats guys!
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December 07, 2009
One step closer to Bitmob world domination. Congrats guys!
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December 07, 2009
Congrats everyone. I've read and enjoyed stuff by all three of you and I'm sure there's plenty more to come. This is excellent news.
Demian_-_bitmobbio
December 07, 2009
Congrats to those who made it, and to those who didn't: It was an incredibly tough choice. We had many very strong entries. There will be more opportunities in the future...
Brett_new_profile
December 07, 2009
Congrats to all three of you! It warms my heart to see more community members increasing the size of our staff.

Franksmall
December 07, 2009
Awesome choices! I always get a warm feeling when deserving people get called off the bench to help out the Team Bitmob!
Fitocrop
December 07, 2009
Congratulations are truly in order for these 3 well known community members, so, CONGRATS!

I know you guys are going to do a great job at making this something bigger and better. So I wish the 3 of you the very best.

P.S. I'm pretty sure the Bitmob bootcamp involves initiation rituals such as "streaking", drinking dangerous substances, and catching chickens ( zelda style )and Survivor-like tests.
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December 07, 2009
Kudos! I foresee more awesomeness in the future.
Alexemmy
December 07, 2009
All are very deserving indeed. Jay and I have had our squabbles, but I think all is cool now and I am just as happy for him.

I would know Rob and Omar a little better if they would get Twitter accounts *nudge nudge*, but I'm well aware of their writing and it is spectacular.
Nick_hair
December 07, 2009
Any way we can see the winners' revised articles?
Jeffcon
December 07, 2009
Congratulations, guys. Bitmob is stronger because of it.
Lance_darnell
December 07, 2009
Wonderful news!!!!! Great choices!!!!
Andrewh
December 08, 2009
I find it to be pleasing to me that this is a great opportunity for all! Good wishes of luck and the future may hold the secret to your success! Rob, Omar, Jay, James, and Omar will do the fantastic bit of work that they themselves were designed for. I am anticipation of the compelling edits and solid framerates they will provide for the reading pleasure of all the audience that come to read!
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December 08, 2009
Congrats to all.
Andrewh
December 08, 2009
Hey, I wrote that. Me, Andrew Hiscock. Not a guest. Damn it!
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December 08, 2009
Gratz!
Dscn0568_-_copy
December 08, 2009
Congratulations.
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December 08, 2009
is it too late for a "that's what she said" joke?
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December 08, 2009
Congratulations guys! I submitted my application but didn't pass, so I understand how gruelling the test was.

I would like to see the answer key though, just to better myself grammatically. (Now I'm all self concious with my writing, oh noes!)
Jeffcon
December 08, 2009
Oh, it was a dick joke!
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December 08, 2009
Keep up the great work. I've enjoyed pieces written by all of you!
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
December 08, 2009
Congratulations to Rob, James, and Jay! You guys totally rock!
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
December 08, 2009
@Andrew Hiscock (a guest) - Ha ha ha! Nice. You couldn't resist, could you?
Jamespic4
December 08, 2009
Thanks for the support everyone!
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December 08, 2009
Gratz, guys!
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December 08, 2009
I know you guys will only recruit the best! I can't wait to see them in action. . .
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December 08, 2009
Congratulations!
Me
December 08, 2009
Congrats and welcome to the team.
Alexemmy
December 08, 2009
Wait... what was a dick joke?
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December 08, 2009
Congratulations everyone~
Bitmob_photo
December 08, 2009
Couldn't agree more with the selection! Congrats all!
Jason_wilson
December 08, 2009
Congratulations to Rob, James, and Jay.
Jamespic4
December 08, 2009
@Jason ...and Omar. He's still my favorite on Bitmob. I'm actually sad that he might have less time now to do his own stuff.
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December 08, 2009
Congrats to all - and yes, I want to see the "answer key" too!
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December 08, 2009
@ Rob Savillo, James DeRosa, Jay Henningsen and Omar Yusuf,

Awesome news!!! congratulations and I look forward to reading future posts from you. Bitmob just gets better and better!
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December 08, 2009
A ,"Congratulations!" to all Gentlemen of Literary Talent, your writing skills humble us all.
(Sarcasm unintended, great job guys).
Dan__shoe__hsu_-_square
December 08, 2009
"Answer key" people: The problem is, there is not *one* correct answer. There could be many, and I wouldn't want to call out one editor's work over the others.

Maybe we can all convince Jason to put up a clean version himself, with annotated notes on why this or that?
Dan__shoe__hsu_-_square
December 09, 2009
I just learned it's illegal for us in California to showcase someone's application anyways, so we can show the winners' test. But Jason is interested in putting out a clean, perfect-edit version for everyone to see. That'll come later.
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December 09, 2009
Great job everyone. Hopefully my application stays around the Bitmob editor's desks and I'll be considered next time.

Thanks for the opportunity though.
Jeffcon
December 09, 2009
@ARC-Y the headline.
Andrewh
December 09, 2009
@ARC-Y Bitmob is a euphemism for an uncircumcised penis. In the headline, that penis, which is uncircumcised may I remind you, has a staff, which is not a stick or phallic object in anyway, but instead a group of people who work towards similar goals under the eye of management. That staff got bigger. That's why it's dirty. Its disgusting that that there penis has so many employees.
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December 09, 2009
Damn,how did I miss this? I would have loved to participate.
Photo_159
December 11, 2009
Holy crap this is awesome! Congratulations!
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