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Can Obama be blamed for the PlayStation Network Crisis?

Me
Sunday, April 24, 2011

It’s Day 4 of PlayStation Network Crisis and still no answers from Sony regarding what’s going on. That means an entire weekend has been lost to millions of gamers who could have leveled up in multiplayer or sampled an upcoming game.

So who is to blame for this?

At the moment the blame has been split between Sony and Anonymous. Sony has been jerking around the public just like BP did during the oil spill while Anonymous seems to have the capability and the motive. Yet no one has taken the time to blame the one person who could have solved on Day 1, President Barack Obama.

First of; were has Obama been during this crisis? Just like his response to the economy, BP oil spill, Protest in Egypt, and the Libyan Crisis; it has been very slow and ineffective. He has failed to even acknowledge there has been a crisis regarding the PlayStation Network.

Which comes to my second point, what is Obama’s excuse for not addressing the PlayStation Network Crisis? The world is in crisis and yet Obama seems to have too much free time. Obama has time to give another recycled speech about hope on Facebook, fill out his NCAA roster or host fat parties with Mark Zuckerberg. But he has no time to address a crisis that’s affecting millions around the world.

Or could it be the Liberal Elite is pressuring Obama not to intervene? Want proof. First; liberals are always trying to pass laws against violent videogames, because they think violence is uncool and fun should involve being nice with all that sissy stuff. Second; Obama is friends with Bill Gates who founded Microsoft which made the Xbox 360. Also, the PSN crisis started on Wednesday, April 20th. That very same day Obama was in Palo Alto, CA meeting with leaders of the tech industry for a fundraiser. Coincidence, I think not!  

So where is Obama during this crisis? Is it because of his typical lack of response to anything going on that impacts millions or is it a secret liberal conspiracy to wage war against violent video games while supporting a close ally?

Only time will tell.

 
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Comments (6)
Lolface
April 24, 2011

i call shenanigans.

But seriously, there needs to be a tag or something for satire.

Me
April 24, 2011

@ Matthew Anfuso

Good point, already added the tag

Default_picture
April 24, 2011

@Stan

If this is in response to April's Humor Me writing challenge, you may also want to add a "Humor Me" tag.

Me
April 24, 2011

@ Jason

I was not aware of "Humor Me" challenge but thanks for telling me

Alexemmy
April 25, 2011

Stinkin' liberals ignoring the problem until it goes away. How many lives have been lost to boredom over this national tragedy and Obama hasn't even lifted a finger. Sickening.

Photo_126
April 25, 2011

Obama is a total Xbox fanboy.

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