A wise man once spoke of the nature of dusk. How the night is always darkest just before dawn. Could this be what he speaks of? Could this week’s “list” of releases be the darkest night and Deus Ex: Human Revolution, the light at the break of dawn? God, I hope so.

Remember. Release dates are quite literally made at the whims of the publisher.  The following are subject to change without any warning.

Coming This Week

Tuesday August 8, 2011

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World (DS)

I could’ve sworn Sylvester Stallone killed the Spy Kids franchise years and years ago. Unfortunately, some genius somewhere thought it best to revive this dead franchise to torture a new generation of parents who have to sit through it with their kids. Naturally, it has its obligatory video game where you get to play as the cartoony version of the two new Spy Kids, Rebecca and Cecil, in a 2D side scrolling platformer with gadgets and whatnot. Perhaps Jessica Alba will be able to finish what Stallone started.

Maybe if I bash my head enough times, I’ll get amnesia and get a kick out of replaying Portal 2. Where’s my hammer?

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