Game-time is a precious commodity, especially to a husband of one wife, and a father of two children. Getting creative is a necessity if you want some uninterrupted  game-time. And the easiest way to get creative is to actually make some game-time by employing some game-time tactics.

Be warned: these tactics are strictly for the bathroom and hand held gamer.

When creating game-time, there are definitely a few tactics to ponder before actually making the time. These tactics are meant to be used in combination with each other. The first tactic is essential if you want the other tactics to succeed. 

First, eat fiber. Drink coffee. Bran muffins. Basically anything that will cause you to have a BM will boost your overall game-time. 

Second, wait for the appropriate moment. Right when the wife says, "Honey, we need to put the kids to bed!" is the absolute perfect time. Respond with, "But I need to pinch a loaf!" She may be upset, but at least you have bought yourself some precious game-time. And she'll get over it.

Third, make sure the game you bring with you is conducive to a ten or fifteen minute time-frame (actually poo time will vary, especially considering how much fiber and/or coffee you've digested). Make sure the game allows saving often, otherwise you may find yourself with an angry wife banging on the door, kids screaming they need to potty, and some one-handed wiping while trying to use the stylus resulting in mixing up of which hand is holding the stylus shenanigans.

And finally, remember it's okay to bring your hand-held game device to work. After all, why not get paid to play games? Work game-time bonus-time: BMing and playing games. Getting paid to dump and play games. Two birds.

Feel free to use these tactics and to share your own. Happy game-time, fellow gamers!