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If he can do it, she can do it...but in a thong

Mindjack
Monday, June 06, 2011

Equal opportunity.

Fact: Males play more video games than females. It’s also a fact that the amount of “girl gamers” is growing, and fast. This means that the end of sexism, stereotypes, and sexual objectification of women is upon us. Or is it?

I always thought it was ridiculous for Lara Croft to hunt down dinosaurs wearing only short shorts and a tank top, or Dead or Alive women fighting for their lives in their bikinis. But as a guy, I wasn’t complaining. Final Fight’s Mike Haggar ran around Metro City shirtless, and I wasn’t offended.


Oral fixation.

Growing up with two older sisters gave me a different perspective on the whole sexploitation situation. Not once did they complain about Cammy’s ass cheeks hanging out during her winning pose in Super Street Fighter 2, or Aya Brea’s shower scene from Parasite Eve.

There’s no denying that sex sells, and men like to watch hot women, while females tend to focus more on personalities and emotions. My buddies and I loved watching Mai Shiranui’s boobs jiggle, but how horrible would it be for us to see Zangief’s nutsack bounce around while performing spinning piledrivers? Oh, the humanity....


Boobalicious!

Anyone easily offended by virtual skin or suggestive themes can always stick to playing Cooking Mama or Kinectimals, but know that you’re missing out on great titles with powerful female leads that take video games beyond the mediocrity of sex appeal-driven media geared towards immature pubescent boys, like The Guy Game.

Not all game heroines are dressed provocatively or are complete bimbos. Metroid’s Samus Aran is a bounty hunter who has saved the galaxy from life-sucking parasites and space pirates. Half-Life 2’s Alyx Vance knows her way around a computer, and has no problems shooting monsters with a shotgun. Uncharted’s Elena Fisher is a professional journalist who’s surprisingly athletic and a very reliable ally. Super Mario World’s Princess Peach is…nah, she’s a bimbo.

Am I missing any other non-sexualized female characters?


Google knows what I really want....

 
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Comments (6)
Photo3-web
June 06, 2011

Chell from Portal!

I'll say this: I'm not bothered by overt female sexuality in gaming, with certain exceptions. Rachel from Ninja Gaiden and Ivy from Soul Caliber are ridiculous to the point of distraction. Mileena, Kitana, Lara Croft, Cammy, and most others don't bother me, but Rachel and Ivy go a bit too far.

Btw, if you wanted to grab the reader's attention, you couldn't have picked a better headline ;)

Mindjack
June 06, 2011

Rachel? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Chun-Li fought Vega in her panties in the Street Fighter II anime movie, but she had just taken a shower so it was justified. What’s Ivy’s excuse? Fully-armored demons with giant swords are coming for her, and she dresses in a microkini? Have fun Googling that.

I’m proud of that headline, but even prouder of my top article image. Pro tip: Never smell Johnny Cage’s hands after a fight.

Photo3-web
June 06, 2011

Ha ha, I'll excuse fan service for what it is...thus, Chun Li, Cammy's victory pose, and even the gratuitous shots of Ashley from behind in RE4 are acceptable to me.

But, yeah, fighting demons from hell in a dominatrix outfit?? I love how much attention was paid to Rachel's "jiggle" physics :P Shows you where the designers' priorities were...have they seen a real woman before? One who hasn't spent a fortune on silicone?

Bruce
June 06, 2011

"Anyone offended by virtual skin or suggestive themes can always stick to playing Cooking Mama or Kinectimals"

I disagree. Seriously lame, amigo, there's no middle ground between borderline softcore porn and... Kindergarten? Really? Have you played Mirror's Edge?

Mindjack
June 06, 2011

Must be tough going through life without a sense of humor, amigo. Read the whole article and meditate. Enjoy the pretty pictures!

Bruce
June 06, 2011

Brilliant. I walked into the Internet with my sarcasm detector off.

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