Part-time jobs of game characters

Mindjack
Thursday, September 08, 2011

Being featured in a best-selling game does wonders for a video-game character’s career, but triple-A titles take years to develop, forcing pixelated stars to get part-time jobs between important gigs.


Willy is freeKiller Whale

Fans of the PC freeware fighter M.U.G.E.N. are probably more familiar with Killer Whale than the average gamer. The giant orca actually made its debut in Metal Slug 2. SNK never called her back, so Killer Whale has since been stalking gun-carrying, retro game-characters. I don’t even think she’s getting paid!

 

He can take it
Mokujin

Mokujin loves getting punched and kicked in the face, so he landed an easy job as a stunt double for Whispy Woods. Kirby may look super cute, but he’s a maniac when it comes to battling trees. If absorbed, Mokujin would give Kirby the power of everlasting wood.


Jamming!
ToeJam and Earl

The funky beats of Earth’s music have led ToeJam and Earl back to our planet. Since Sega hasn't gotten off its ass to make another ToeJam and Earl game, the alien duo signed up to be hip-hop dance instructors in Dance Central 2. You dig?


Get down here!
Wheel Gator and Scorpion

Maverick Hunters, like Wheel Gator, are pretty much screwed because they usually star in just one Mega Man X game. Scorpion has had much better luck with the Mortal Kombat series. Still, both baddies have found a new temporary home in Pitfall!, where Harry will now have a slightly tougher time finding treasures in the jungle.


You shall not pass!
Demon Wall

After being defeated in Final Fantasy 4 by Cecil and his friends, Demon Wall heard that the Red Falcon Organization was hiring, well…walls. At first, he didn't immediately jump on the opportunity because he has no legs, but the living barricade eventually took the job nonetheless. Bill and Lance might never reach stage 2 ever again.

 
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Comments (28)
Mikeshadesbitmob0611
September 08, 2011

I miss Orca

Mindjack
September 08, 2011

It always scared the crap out of me. Hey, wanna get that piece of gold for me?

Default_picture
September 08, 2011
Oh God, I don't want to think about the evil demon wall. I thought I was finished with that thing, but then it appeared in Final Fantasy 12. Not a fun experience. Lol.
Mindjack
September 08, 2011

I hate Demon Wall! The first time I played FF4 was on an emulator. I made the mistake of making a save state in the middle of the fight, and it would always crush me no matter what I did. I had to restart the game. >:(

Default_picture
September 08, 2011

Actually, I hate to correct you Samir, but Wheel Gator also starred in Mega Man Xtreme for the Game Boy Color. And I need to correct myself for my MMX article; Wily didn't create Sigma. I'm a smart ass, I know, it's not a big deal. ;)

Mindjack
September 08, 2011

I don't mind being corrected, but I think the word "usually" saved me on my Wheel Gator comment. :P By the way, who built Sigma?

Dscn0568_-_copy
September 08, 2011

Wily built Zero with the Maverick virus inside him. Sigma was created by Dr. Cain, who I think created most of the robots in the X timeline and eventually found X, and was a strong-but-otherwise normal robot until Zero infected him with the Maverick virus. Zero went from heel to face and Sigma went from face to heel. 

...or I could have just read Brandon's comment below me. Sorry.

Default_picture
September 08, 2011

"Face" to "heel" -- good to bad. Wrestling terms. Coolness. The thing that blew my mind at the end of X5; Sigma states that an "old man" created this new body for him, and he didn't talk past tense. That old man, of course, was Wily. Is he still alive in the "X" era?

Dscn0568_-_copy
September 08, 2011

I have no idea, though it would be strange for Dr. Light to be dead and Dr. Wily to still be alive unless Wily kept himself alive through cybernetics (Light's capsules are insane foresight). Even then Wily seems too goofy to intentionally desire the destruction the Maverick virus causes in the X series, but then we're getting into the complicated mess that is Mega Man continuity. 

All I know is that X5 was suppose to be (and probably should have been) the end of the X series and the beginning the Mega Man Zero series. It may have been Capcom's way of touching back to the original games. 

Default_picture
September 08, 2011

Can't argue with that. So true. But X9 should....OK, I'll shut up now.

Mindjack
September 08, 2011

Comments like these make me proud of being a nerd.

Default_picture
September 08, 2011

You're right, I over-looked it. The GBC title doesn't really count anyway. According to Mega Man Wikia, Dr. Cain developed the final-boss-of-every-X-game (except X8 and Command Mission). But wikis aren't always one-hundred percent accurate. I do remember Cain talking to Sigma on the X1 remake about the rebel-mavericks and their army. But then again, maybe it was Beat or Eddie.

Mindjack
September 08, 2011

It may have been these guys....


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Default_picture
September 09, 2011

The pic isn't working, what is it?

Mindjack
September 09, 2011

It's impossible to describe...

http://images.cosplay.com/photos/79/793391.jpg

Default_picture
September 09, 2011

It says it's forbidden. I hope this is some insanely-twisted-preverted pic....I mean, I hope it's not.

Mindjack
September 09, 2011

Ooh, forbidden...

Default_picture
September 09, 2011

Ha! Mettaurs rule! It was them all along! They planned for the virus, the maverick war, and built Sigma and his fortress! I knew it! Samir had the answers the whole time. How the hell did they make that costume? It's brilliant.

Default_picture
September 09, 2011

The Mettaurs are always up to something. It's a big conspiracy. We thought that Sigma and Wily were up to something, but it was really a plot hatched by the Mettaurs.

And now they're on strike after Mega Man killed them so many times in Mega Man 9. Go figure.

Default_picture
September 08, 2011

I have to correct you again Samir. That's Free Willy, not Killer Whale.

Mindjack
September 08, 2011

Did you mouseover the Killer Whale image...?

Default_picture
September 09, 2011

I thought I seen Jessica Alba? Oh wait, no, never mind....must be dreaming about her again.

Default_picture
September 09, 2011

Oh yeah, she was in Flipper. Whoops.

Default_picture
September 08, 2011

Demon wall got her job back for Final Fantasy IX, XII and some others.

She's not jobless.

Mindjack
September 08, 2011

Demon Wall is a "she"? That makes it even creepier. In FF12 it even had arms and insect legs. Such a hatefull boss.


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Default_picture
September 09, 2011

The noun "wall" is feminine.

:D

Default_picture
September 09, 2011

I didn't even know that walls had genders. (shudder)

Mindjack
September 09, 2011

This one has balls, but it's a girl. Let's not talk about this ever again.

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