Deus Ex: Human Revolution's Sarif Industries is the leading provider of mechanical augmentations for men and women everywhere. Common side effects with their products include: itching, sneezing, runny nose, irritable bowels, and an unhealthy attraction to William Gibson novels.

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• Deus Ex: Human Revolution looks to feature everything that fans of the series and cyberpunk nuts love, including anti-corporatism. As a fan myself, little teasers like these give me a chubby. Who wouldn’t want eyes with photographic capabilities? You could call them iSight! Hah!

Continue after the break for some oh-so-pretty footage from Battlefield 3, a peek at how Mortal Kombat aims to recapture that old arcade magic, and some insight into the demented world of Twisted Metal.

• Battlefield 3 is looking shockingly better than most people had anticipated. Personally, it’s hard for me to accept the fact that I’m looking at an actual Battlefield title. Look at her; she’s gorgeous!

• Mortal Kombat seems to be encouraging the old days of trash talking, minus the risk of a punch to the face. Part of me wonders if this will bring back warm, fuzzy memories or cold, depressing ones. Probably a mixture of both.

• The upcoming Twisted Metal looks even more twisted and macabre than the other titles of the series. If the dark changes of this franchise’s history are a reflection of the people working on it, I’d say these guys have some serious issues. Something tells me I should work at Eat Sleep Play someday.