Did anyone else get a little weepy when they saw Lennie Briscoe? Just me? Okay...but I don't care. I love that man, and you will not shame me.
Video Blips:
• Telltale Games is bringing the "kunk kunk!" to iOS, PC, and Mac with Law & Order: Legacies. I'm glad they're using a Law & Order Classic-style plot; I don't know if the world is ready for virtual swabbing.
Hit the break for some winter festivities in Lucent Heart and double DLC with Duke Nukem Forever and The Gunstringer.
• Lucent Heart is celebrating the holidays by swapping out those creepy dancing kids from Halloween for an army of deadly snowmen. I never thought I'd say this, but sorry, Halloween -- Christmas wins this round.
• Duke Nukem Forever's "The Doctor Who Cloned Me" DLC has Duke battling his most annoying foe yet: himself. To paraphrase Ambrose Bierce, I had thought there could only be five worse video-game characters than Duke Nukem, namely, five Duke Nukems.
• The Gunstringer also receives DLC this week with "Real Big Shootin'." I know the villain's name is a reference to Mad Dog McCree, but come on...he's a dog, and his name is "McDog." Why would his nickname also contain the word "dog"? I think we have the "dog" bases pretty well covered, guys.















