The popularity of Nathan Fillion has gotten considerably larger over the years among geeks. It’s tough to argue with the fact that gamers now see him as some sort of nerd Jesus. Let’s hope he touches on the subject of sweat pants and greasy, unwashed hair next time.

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In this video, Nathan Fillion reaches out to suffering gamers and addressed a serious problem: swamp ass. Known as the “tears of the slothful dragon” in ancient China, swamp ass has been known to cause trench rot if left untreated. Seek medical aid if subtle movement causes extreme discomfort.

After the break, reflect on the good ol’ days in Star Fox 64 3D, flirt with death in Catherine, and enter to be a spokesmodel for Need for Speed: The Run.

I have a lot of fond memories of Star Fox 64, so the 3DS version is a bit titillating. Although the fact that Slippy is just as annoying in Japanese as he is in English makes me feel better about not owning a 3DS.

At first, Catherine seemed like interactive anime porn to me, but now I’m beginning to see its unique flavor and interesting qualities. Don’t get me wrong, it still looks like hentai...but at least there’s some character development. Depth is always a good thing in adult films -- not that I’d know anything about them.

I’m not entirely sure why Need for Speed: The Run needs more hot girls or how this will help sales in any way. Now, if they had a contest for gamers to do fun things with the models, then they’d have something. EA already wanted people to sin for Dante’s Inferno, so...helping geeks get a little action couldn’t possibly be worse, right?