During PAX, attendees would participate in cell-phone polls while waiting in line for the expo hall. With so many geeks around, it should come as no surprise that a substantial portion of the poll questions took the form of "Who would win in a fight?" The results elicited groans from certain nerd pockets, cheers from others, and ire from me.

Little did we know that Scribblenauts and its free-play title screen would soon arrive to answer all of our most annoying "Who would win in a fight?" questions (except Kirk vs. Picard -- they're not in there). But a Kraken could take Cthulhu, and a pirate always, always beats a ninja.

Now please...just stop.