Many people believe that PaRappa the Rapper's career faltered due to waning public interest in rhythm games. The truth is that he slept with Suge Knight's girl and has been in hiding with Tupac and Biggie Smalls ever since. We found him, and now we're gonna throw everyone's favorite rapping dog (if only by default) in the back of our newspaper-lined Chrysler minivan for a little QA at the vet. Just don't tell him where they stick the thermometer.

If this is your first time with Bitmob's Quality Assurance, let me explain the process. Our team selects a famous video-game character and then breaks down their attributes. We try to be fair and look for a positive to go with each negative. Take Waluigi for example. Bug: He is a travesty of character design. His origin was an abortion of creativity, and I vomit in my mouth at the mere thought of him. Feature: He has big feet.

Let's do this:

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