Console Wars -- Stupid Even When I was 12

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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Editor's note: In the console wars, everyone's a loser -- I think Matthew's preaching to the choir on that point. But it's still interesting to read his experiences growing up in the DMZ between diehard Sega and Nintendo forces, as they battled for fanboy supremacy in British schoolyards. -Demian


When I was about 12, I was negotiating to buy my friend Ben's Nintendo Game Boy. There was a debate over money, which games would be included, whether he was going to throw in his set of accessories, but the final deal was to be decided upon at another friend's birthday party.

Ben brought the goods with him and let me have a good go on the machine, way longer than the couple of minutes he'd usually allow. He sat beside me, the salesman in him telling me what I already knew: Tetris was amazing, Super Mario Land was great, Chase HQ was as good as it was in arcades (actually he was lying through his fucking teeth about that one). The pitch wasn't necessary; I'd spent enough time pouring over articles and pictures of the Game Boy in magazines like Total! and Computer and Video Games to know that I wanted one, desperately....

Then into the party walked James with his Sega Game Gear, all color screen, sleek black casing, and Sonic the Hedgehog -- a game designed to sway people like me from buying a Nintendo system. James was apparently done with it and was looking to sell. Decisions.

 

In the Britain of the 90s, unlike America, it was Sega's Mega Drive that was overwhelmingly the most popular home console. I'd estimate that it was something like a 4:1 ratio of Sega to Nintendo fans at our school, and the division was stark. Sega's aggressive marketing campaigns had paid off and made Nintendo seem old and for kids, while Sega seemed new and cool.

The break-time playground was filled with kids arguing, indeed fighting, over the relative merits of the two companies' machines, and over the games they played. A line of associations was drawn in the sand and you were on one side or the other: Sonic or Mario; Road Rash or F-Zero; Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter.

The thing is, I never wanted to take part in those histrionics, thinking the attitude totally irrational. I can recall a group bike trip across town to a schoolmate's house because we'd heard he'd got a copy of Desert Strike for his Mega Drive and we all wanted to see it. We did, and it was awesome. But just as awesome was the time another kid brought his SNES into school and we spent a lunch break playing Super Mario Kart.

There were people who refused to have a go on it, simply because it was a Nintendo game and they were Sega owners. But figuring it looked look like fun, I tried it, and you know what? Of course it was fun. I could never understand why anyone would outright dismiss a game based on which box of electronics it was programmed to play on. If you were a fan of computer games, why wouldn't you want to play everything?

Amstrad CPC 6128

It's possible that because of my gaming experience, I didn't have much reason to feel invested in picking a side in a console war. Up to that point, I was almost totally a computer games player; d-pads and cartridges were alien to me. I was used to ZXOK controls, and loading games from tape and disk on the family Amstrad CPC 6128. (To the uninitiated, Z and X were typically used to move left and right, while O and K were up and down; SPACE was usually Fire or Jump. These were generally the default setting as most computers at the time didn't have arrow keys!)

The Amstrad was a great computer, superior enough to notice a difference compared to its contemporaries, the ZX Spectrum and Commodore 64, but it was never leaps and bounds ahead. I had friends that had those computers, and since games were generally ported to all three, there wasn't much jealousy between us. Sure, Fantasy Land Dizzy might have looked a bit better on one computer over the others, but we were still playing the same adventure.

Once the next wave of computers hit, things did change between me and those same friends. They both got Amiga 500s, while I got a PC. They quickly fell into the view that the PC was a work machine, suited only to making charts and writing letters in an office.

I was perfectly content with my PC and the games it had, but I still yearned for an Amiga. I loved the design; I loved the games; I loved the fact that when you slid a 3.5 inch disk into it, it ran any executable file off it without being asked; I loved the sounds it made. God I loved the sounds it made. But this desire was always in the context of addition, not substitution: I wanted an Amiga. And I wanted my PC. And I wanted my old Amstrad. And I wanted every console going. The thing stopping me was money, not allegiance. That my friends, who claimed to love computer games as much as me, didn't share this view was as baffling then as it is today when I see people arguing over the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Wii.

So when James walked into that party and showed me his Game Gear and asked if I was interested in it, there wasn't any pretense when I said that I was. I spent some time with the system and enjoyed what I played. The color graphics were obviously superior to the Game Boy's green monochrome, and the device actually felt more comfortable in my hands. I went back and forth all night, soliciting the opinions of my friends, getting the sort of decidedly unhelpful fanboy ‘arguments' of which variations now infest video game messageboards across the Internet.

Eventually, I weighed up my options and decided on the Game Boy. The thing that swung it for me in the end wasn't the peer pressure to own the ‘right' system; it wasn't a marketing campaign designed to make me feel cool. In the end it was down to something far more pragmatic: That Game Gear burned through a brand new set of six AAs during the course of the party. Like I said, back then it was about money, not allegiance. And actually, for me, it always will be.
 
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Comments (8)
Lance_darnell
July 29, 2009
A great read, and I do not know how I missed this one. Ita Mada Mea Laugha ata thea enda! :D
Photo_159
July 29, 2009
Man... I wonder how many batteries just one of us has gone through in our life time... especially now with wireless controllers, keyboards, and mouse.... .... ...mice?
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July 30, 2009
game gear would still be a player if the batteries didn't die every two hours.
Bm_luke
July 30, 2009
I remember there were games it was actually impossible to finish on the Game Gear - even playing through at max speed you'd run out of batteries before running out of levels.
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July 30, 2009
I never actually wanted any of the portable gaming devices until the Game Boy Pocket came out. That was the only one that looked 'portable' to me, everything else was big, bulky, and seemed to require an available wall socket to keep it powered for more than an hour or two. I also wasn't really into the 'console wars'. During tghe 16-bit era, I owned an SNES, but would go over to friends' houses and play [i]Quack Shot[/i] and [i]Aladdin[/i] on their Genesis systems all the time. We'd switch off every other day or so, and they'd come over to play [i]Street Fighter II[/i] and [i]Super Mario World[/i]. However, around 1999, when the three-way fight between Sony, Sega, and Nintendo was well underway, I stood up for Nintendo, even though I owned a PlayStation as well. Even then, I thought the best way to resolve the issue was to save up money and buy the two (or three) competing consoles. Nowadays, I own a 360 and a Wii, and as a 'hardcore gamer', I can easily find merit in owning both. I know, the economy worldwide is bad, and people can only generally afford one system with a few games, but even then there's no excuse to lambast someone for owning one system or the other. Now, if only all those pretentious assholes I deal with every day can get over the whole 'Mac vs PC' thing. It's stupid.
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July 30, 2009
I loved the bit about the PC vs Amiga, I had never really heard about that before. My bottom line is the opposite however is the opposite however, I always go for the best hardware and graphics I can afford. I blew threw a ton of AAs on my Game Gear.
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July 30, 2009
Totally agree about with every point above. For me it has always been about the money, and I have made it known to everyone under the sun that when the PS3 drops by $100, I'll order that and 2 games STAT. @Joe - Funny, I had to become involved in a mac v pc argument just last week with my father-in-law, who routinely gushes over macs and wondered why I chose a dell 15 laptop over ibook. My answer was all about the money: "honestly, I love the way the mac looks, performs and lasts. However, even if my dell only lasts 2 years like the last one did, the $400 price tag (refurb stacked with core duo 2.16mhz) coupled with the fact that I could get 4 additional dells over the next 4 years, upgrading speeds, capacity, etc each time... and STILL be under the ibook price." Always comes down to cost for me.
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July 31, 2009
10 PRINT "I LIKE THIS POST" 20 GOTO 10 run This really brings back some fond memories for me. I'll never forget that that one Christmas those few small boxes were exactly the right size to be Gameboy games, that was probably one of the most happiest days of my life ever up in till that point. Remember that if you completed Super Mario Bro's on the Gameboy twice in a row you could then select any level you wanted to play on an extra hard setting? The underwater level HAD to be the best...I can almost remember the song from that level... To writing simple Basic programs on my Amstrad to draw odd looking objects with asterisks and saving them to tape to put through my neighbours letterbox and to have one come back with something else...was it ever worth coping an excitedly long program from the programming books to make a relatively simple game that you get bored of in 10 mins? Yes! Best game? Ikari Warriors! Worst part of it all was having to go round this kids house in our street who was obviously spoilt rotton by his dad trying to compensate for having a dysfunctional family and being a rubbish father by buying him absolutely everything he wanted (in this case an NES I desperately to play on). He was really annoying but I didn't care...just one more go on Mario Brothers...just...one...more...go! Major

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