Betcha didn't know we were giving away a couple of pint-sized games, did ya? That's because you didn't read this massive thing.

So the winner of my copy of Rhythm Heaven (thanks to a random number generator): Brett Bates. And the winner of my Burn, Zombie Burn download code: Anthony Galindo. I'll contact you guys via email!

Speaking of contests, check out this beaut of a custom-designed PC that Destructoid's giving away. Go win it, now!