EGM Behind the Scenes: Idiots Gone Wild

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Wednesday, August 04, 2010

You may have really respected what some of us did at the gaming mag EGM back in the day (and if you didn't, read on -- you're going to appreciate this even more). Honest, hard-hitting reviews. Honest, opinionated previews. Honest, no-holds-barred editorials.

Honestly? We were a bunch of jackasses.

 

I do think we used to put out a great product each month that we were extremely proud of. But we were also a bunch of 20- and 30-something year olds who, probably to this day, still haven't quite developed a fully mature brain yet. (I really think that's what happens when you get a bunch of people around the same young age working together on something fun that isn't in a traditional, stuffy corporate environment.)

We used to hurl Frisbee-like discs full speed at each other's heads (in a game we made up called Decapitato). We destroyed property. We screamed during heated NFL Blitz and NBA Showtime matches (we had the arcade units in the office). We tried driving a rusted-out, abandoned car into the building (it didn't work). We lit fireworks and shot paintball guns in the parking lot. We actively mocked the other tenants and businesses by doing things like rearranging the letters in the building directory....

Office sign

Hmm...I wonder who did this? My memory fails me.... (Click for a larger view.)
 

And we certainly weren't above leaking some of our sophomoric antics into the actual magazine. Take this page from a spring 2000 issue, where my buddies roast me when I left to go to Gamers.com:

EGM: Shoe Roast

Click for a larger view. Special thanks to Matt Swain for scanning
this for me, which gave me an excuse to write this story.

 

Hard hitting? Hard-hitting dorkery, maybe. And it gets even worse if you discover the secret message hidden on that page (see if you can find it).

We had good times, though. It was a fun place to work, and nothing bonds a bunch of guys closer together than getting into trouble with each other.

For a more serious EGM Behind the Scenes article, check out how we scrounged up $10,000 to get Final Fantasy artist Yoshitaka Amano to paint us an exclusive cover piece.

And by the way, please don't let any of this cast the new EGM staff in a negative light. It's statistically impossible for them not to be more mature than we used to be.


For more of our nonsense, see Matt Swain's post.

 
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Comments (21)
Shoe_headshot_-_square
August 04, 2010

What if this story ruins my reputation and career??

Mitch_jul31
August 04, 2010

I hope we see the dirtiest of Bitmob's behind-the-curtain ass-hattery ten years from now.

Daryl
August 04, 2010

It didn't take long to find the secret message, although it is pretty easy to miss since you guy's opted out of using drop caps.

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August 04, 2010

Hey Dan you heard about Prop 8 being overturned in CA? ;)

Shoe_headshot_-_square
August 04, 2010

@Kris: Haha, yes...I thought about working that in somehow as a clue/hint. :)  Btw, please register on Bitmob with your full first and last name! Everyone's doing it here...plus, you can't win any of our contests if you don't! :)  (search tag: Bitmob Giveaway)

Jamespic4
August 04, 2010

I found the (not-so) secret message. I can't believe that Shoe was behind the Kennedy assassination. Unbelievable!

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August 04, 2010

Decapitato, I remember that from the GB Camera page/issue 100. Now that I've read a few blogs by ex-EGMers seeing the inside jokes is a bit easier. If only I could find the secert messages found in the previews, or the one that apprently got EGM in trouble.

Jason_wilson
August 04, 2010

You think this is funny? I should post the antics of the copy desk. 

Nick_whale
August 04, 2010

My grandfather was a member of the Stop Ass Sex Society for nearly 30 years.

1072475
August 04, 2010

Oh, those debauched journalists. Always good for a laugh.

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August 04, 2010

LOL at that secret message. I miss those days and those hypothetical jokes!

Mikeminotti-biopic
August 04, 2010

@Mitch There really isn't much Bitmob's behind-the-curtain ass-hatter. It's mostly just everyone making fun of me for not seeing Alien and liking National Treasure so much.

Shoe_headshot_-_square
August 04, 2010

@Andrew: Remember when the Citibank guy walked into the office and looked at our computer screen?

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August 04, 2010

Alright, perhaps its because I've only got 2hrs of sleep last night, but I'm not seeing the (not-so) secret message. The building directory is awesome, I know what I'm doing when I get to work in the morning.

Wow I'm dumb, I was looking way too hard.

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August 05, 2010

I've still got a sealed copy of the Yoshitaka Amano issue.

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August 05, 2010

@teh2Dgamer Please use your full name Thank you. 

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August 05, 2010

I'm disappointed that the top line of the building directory wasn't changed to Maple Penis Tier - the letters are all there!

I always enjoy these small behind the scene looks, since much of the same happens on the development side.

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August 05, 2010

No he isn't!

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August 05, 2010

I really dont think you were a bunch of "jackasses". Funny enough, for a bunch so called geeks you were pretty cool. I started reading the mags in '98 and from then on out I tried gettin' every copy I could (I lived in the Dominican Republic). It was clever and funny, and for what could be said in a mag you guys always tried to push it's limits... I'm still laughin' at the thought of Shoe in an abandoned car driving through a building...

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August 05, 2010

This was great. I stlil have the issue that came after it where someone sent in a drawing of that picture with a "we'll miss you" message on it.

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August 05, 2010

THIS is what made EGM so badass. You guys were larger then life to me back then, I would read these frat antics and sit there in awe, here were the coolest, funniest gaming editors around (not hiding behind stupid cartoon avatars, or aliases) These guys were the real deal. Hard core gamers, each with a unique sense of humor that, when brought together formed a voltron-like monster of creative fun.

Shoe, as far as im concerned, shit like this raises the reputation of you guys. While other editors are out trying to be super serious/corporate/industry ass kissers trying to fit in and move up, you guys ARE STILL the exception. Many of you have moved on to bigger things, but you are all still the same cool down to earth guys. I should know, I met you all and I was not at all dissapointed. EVERY one of you were humble, and awsome.

 

Hey readers, if you think this is funny, wait till I post the rest of the Inserts in my next post!

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