My Future Self Wants to Answer Your Questions

Mikeminotti-biopic
Saturday, July 24, 2010

Guys -- you aren't going to believe this. My future self just visited me. He created a time machine using the Steel Battalion controller and Mountain Dew Game Fuel. He says that video games really suck in the future, so he's decided to come back to this time period to live with me. In the future, this is considered the golden age of gaming.


Mountain Dew Game Fuel is what really makes time travel possible.

As neat as it is having my future self live with me, I thought I might as well put him to work. He's agreed to answer any questions about the future of gaming that the Bitmob community might have. His guidelines are after the break.

 
  • Only questions about video games. Don't go asking him about global warming or nuclear holocausts.
  • He doesn't want to tell me how old he is -- I guess I become really shy in the future -- but he is placing a limit of no more than 30 years into the future for your questions.
  • Be polite. My future self is a bit cranky and won't respond well to rude questions.
  • Don't mention monkeys. At all. I have no idea why. God knows what monkeys are up to in the future.


I'll let you guys guess which one is the future me.

That's it! Send your questions to mike.minotti@bitmob.com, and I'll be sure to forward them to him. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! I'm not sure how long my future self will stick around before traveling back to the 1980s.

 
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Comments (10)
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July 24, 2010

Do we ever get another Ape Escape release?

 

Oh, wait, that's monkey related.

Jason_wilson
July 24, 2010

I have a couple of questions:

1) Does LucasArts ever get off its ass and make more X-wing games?
2) Do we see the return of six-character parties in RPGs?
3) Does Atari finally do something with the D&D license after a couple of years of neglect?
4) Do we get rid of bald/buzz-cut space marines and heroes?
5) When do we finally get rid of the walled-garden console?

Mikeminotti-biopic
July 24, 2010
Yeah, fell free to ask questions in the comments too. Future me shall not discriminate.
Me
July 24, 2010

How much will Panzer Dragoon Saga and Shining Force III be on eBay 30 years from now?

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July 25, 2010

How many more flavors of Game Fuel will there be? 

July 26, 2010

The FixXxer has a question. Why is the future "you" hanging out with "you" in your past "room"? That's what I want to know.

Brett_new_profile
July 26, 2010

Has GT5 come out yet?

Img_20110311_100250
July 27, 2010

Aw, man! I hate future-Mike... he pops in from the future and steals my Capri Suns! The bastard! 

Does gaming suck in the future because in the holodeck everyone wants to be Jean-Luc Picard? I can imagine being the one Geordi LaForge while there are 5 billion Patrick Stewarts fucking things up.

July 27, 2010

Does Hideo Kojima have to keep making Metal Gear games anymore in the future?

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July 27, 2010

When did you finally grow up and leave behind your silly Kingdom Hearts fandom?

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