Retro video games get real-world makeovers

Mindjack
Sunday, August 07, 2011

I recently posted a feature where I showed how classic video-game characters have evolved from simple pixels to complex polygons. The difference is drastic, and it made people wonder how much further developers can push visuals as technology keeps advancing.

While we wait, I thought it would be cool to see how some popular retro games might look like with real-world environments and objects. The results are pretty interesting....


Contra
Contra

The cover art for the NES version of Contra basically depicted the main heroes as Dutch (Predator) and Rambo (First Blood), so adding Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone to this remake was a no-brainer. It is unclear if the Konami code works in this version.

 


Donkey Kong Country

The Kremlings wouldn't steal Donkey Kong’s banana hoard if he looked like this. I mean, look at his face! Is he happy, pissed off, or constipated? Diddy looks adorable in his little red cap, though.



Ninja Gaiden

During the early days, video games rarely had deep storylines and even fewer of them featured cutscenes. Ninja Gaiden’s intro sequence, with the two ninjas clashing in the air, always stuck in my head. If the 8-bit classic gets made into a movie, the director must recreate this scene!


Super Metroid
Super Metroid

The last metroid is in captivity, but the galaxy is not at peace. Scientists should know better than to mess with the most dangerous life form in the known universe. Some of the objects in this picture include drain pipes, old computer monitors, a spark plug, an electric motor, a glass jar, and a truck grill.



Final Fantasy 6

Everyone who played this wonderful RPG fell in love with Ultros, but his real-life-octopus form is not nearly as charming. Banon, Terra, and the rest of the heroes look better in sprite form. We wouldn’t want Ultros to be upstaged.


Would you like to see any particular games given the real-world treatment? Let me know in the comments section!

 
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Comments (12)
Untitled5
August 07, 2011

Oh man, that first one is just too great! It's got me in giggles every time I look at it... XD

Mindjack
August 07, 2011

Forget The Expendables...this is what Stallone and Schwarzenegger fans really want to see. Die, wall!

Shoe_headshot_-_square
August 07, 2011

The FF6 one was fantastic!

Default_picture
August 07, 2011

It totally is! Hilarious.

Profile
August 08, 2011

Going to have to agree on ff6 being my favorite :) I love every scene with that octopus!

Untitled5
August 08, 2011

One thing is for sure, they are ALL awesome! :D

Default_picture
August 08, 2011

Sylvester Stallone already scares me enough in real life. Lol.

He would have looked even more frightening if he was dressed up as his character from Spy Kids 3.

Mindjack
August 09, 2011

I was going to say Stallone's Judge Dredd was the scariest character he has played, but no, you're right about Spy Kids 3.

Default_picture
August 08, 2011

Oh dear, that octopus is scarier in real life. Lol.

Mindjack
August 09, 2011

He definitely ain't no garden-variety octopus!

Ff6gast
August 08, 2011

I can tell you put a lot of effort into the other images...  but you had my heart at seafood soup.  That Metroid piece-together is freaking amazing; glad you told us the objects you used so laymen like me can appreciate what you did.

Mindjack
August 09, 2011

I wanted to make that Super Metroid image from the start, but had no idea how to go about it.

The Contra picture took the longest to complete, but like everyone else, the one with Ultros is my favorite. Gwee hee hee!

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