I taught Extreme Makeover Home Edition host Ty Pennington everything he knows about interior design. After tending my koi pond and eating hot dogs, IntDes -- as we call it in the back aisles of Lowes -- is my greatest passion. That's why you can trust me when I say your home needs this Metroid Chozaglyph poster from fangamer.net.

Designer John Kay has depicted the epic battle between Samus Aran of the Metroid series against Ridley, one of her greatest foes, in the style of Chozo hieroglyphics. The Chozo is the alien race that raised Samus and created her power suit.

I say that you should head to fangamer and check out that sweet $15 price tag, but Ty disagrees with me. Maybe that's why Ty's Extreme Makeover show was canceled -- just sayin'.