I have trouble with iOS games, because my guys tend to die while I'm compulsively wiping schmutz off of the screen.

Video Blips:

• In an announcement that surprises no one, Infinity Blade 2 is on its way. I would love Chair forever if they'd called it "Infinity+1 Blade."

Keep reading for EA's latest publicity stunt for Battlefield 3, the dulcet tones of Patrick Stewart in The War of the Worlds, and a new character profile for Awesomenauts.

• "Operation Gridiron" is an upcoming reality show about professional football players going into "real-life combat scenarios inspired by Battlefield 3." That's great, guys. How is the fucking game?

• Patrick Stewart helps you get caught up in this bit of gameplay for The War of the Worlds. I don't know why he doesn't just reconfigure the main deflector to emit an inverse tachyon pulse. I mean, geez....you'd think these were the first hostile aliens he'd ever seen.

• Meet Clunk, Awesomenauts' rocket-launching robot. I want to use that catchy theme song to inject some epicness into my day job. I wonder if anyone has ever been fired for making the office too badass.