Apparently this isn't a new Tomb Raider game, but rather Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light. Poor woman, people have been trying to reinvent her for well over a decade now.
Video Blips:
• Lara Croft is back for (yet) another run, though this time the developers have substantially switched up the formula. Mainly, they gave the tomb raider a new gameplay style and a co-op buddy to run around with. Hey, I'm sold. [GameTrailers]
Continue after the break for a familiar trailer for Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, the debut of Marvel Super Hero Squad Online, and IndyCar racer Danica Patrick talking about the different features of Blur.
• Sure, Marvel Super Hero Squad Online might look adorable now, but just wait until you're addicted! We'll see how cute everything is after you've played 72 hours straight without a shower! [GameTrailers]
• Essentially, this is the Japanese Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep trailer, except now my grandpa's narrating it. Or a pirate. [SCEA]
• Danica Patrick says that in Blur's 4-player split-screen mode, we can have all the trash talking that we want. Her momma's so dumb she thought trash talk was a feature. [GameVideos]
Come on, Kingdom Hearts. Let's run away together, and never let these fools judge us again.
Come on, Kingdom Hearts. Let's grow our hair out together and talk about why the world makes us sad.
Quiet, you!