Does anyone else think the enemies in Rage sound like they're speaking Huttese?

Video Blips:

• This seven-minute gameplay trailer has Rage's hero fighting his way through Jackal Canyon in search of an important decrypter. Good thing they didn't send him to Jackyl Canyon. Those mofos have chain saws.

Hit the break for a very bad kitteh in Saints Row: The Third, a story trailer for The Cursed Crusade, and some scatological salvation in Pee & Poo Save the World.

• Get a little Smash TV in your Saints Row: The Third in Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax. I don't even...what? No way is that guy a real professor.

• This story trailer for The Cursed Crusade reveals that it contains both a curse and a crusade. If you took a drink every time you heard the word "curse" or "crusade" during this trailer and survived, congratulations -- you're about to have the worst night of your life.

• In Pee & Poo Save the World, only sentient waste can save Earth's baby animals from ruthless alien invaders. It's kind of like Defender, only shittier.