6:00pm
I'm really starting to dislike this game. Now I'm in jail and there's a hot lady that's trying to get me out. Too bad the only way to tell whether or not I should pick left, up, or right is by trial and error. You'd think that you'd want to press left to walk to the left, but that's not how things work in the WILD WILD WEST!
6:05pm
Because I don't want you to leave a pipe bomb on my doorstep, I went ahead and edited out the awesome part where I had to watch the entire jail escape scene after each time I got caught.
6:07pm
Full disclosure: I thought that doing a diary of a bad game would be an easy and fun way to crank out a quick article. I am a stupid, stupid man. Allllllrighty then, let's bust out of this here prison.
6:12pm
Or not. You should have heard the noise I made at the end of that clip when I found out I'd have to restart the game and do everything over to get back where I was. I can't take any more of this stinky turd of a "game." I'm done. I've got a headache, I'm in a bad mood, and now I get to pack some boxes and do some laundry.
Game over, man. Game over.
Oh God Wirehead, I learned all that I needed to know about that game from this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBKdpt_I9BQ
No spoilers, Guillermo! I literally don't know a thing about this game. I want to experience the terror naturally.
I need that "father's controller"
This was the dumbest thing I've done in quite some time. I hope somebody actually makes it to the end of this article. I hate you, Wirehead!!!!
Speedrun! Single-segment speedrun!
Just kidding - you did great to get to where you did.
And as a compliment, I read the whole thing with a big schadenfraude grin =D
Ah, the joys of ruining someone's day. And to be perfectly honest, I read through the entire article (While trying to claw my eyes out because of the video).
Now, who's next...
Aaron Thomas, you are the bravest gamer I know.
P.S. I read the whole thing ; )
Thanks to everyone who made it through all four pages. We're in this together!