We've got stuff, and I mean stuff. Games. DLC. Schwag. People just send us this stuff without us even asking for it, and since we can't possibly use all of it, well...maybe you guys want some stuff.

So we're passing out goodies all day Wednesday and Thursday from our Twitter feed, using the hashtag #bitmobgiveaway. Clever, no?

Awesomeness not included.

Conditions for each item may vary...it might be first tweet/first win, we might throw out a trivia question, ask you to do a few sit-ups, or we may ask for coverage on a particular item -- and those will likely go to community members with a track record. But otherwise? Yeah. Free.

But first, some iron-clad rules...

1.) Follow Bitmob religiously on Twitter.

2.) Tweet out this wee message: Those nice @bitmob fellows are giving out free stuff this week! Details here: http://tinyurl.com/4q4vxlm.

3.) Register as a Bitmob community member. That means your (real!) first and last name and a valid email address are in our perfectly safe database. You might also want to make sure emails from bitmob.com will make it through your spam filter, because that's how we'll contact you.

4.) Hashtag your giveaway responses with #bitmobgiveaway.

Don't think we won't check just because we're lazy and/or too busy playing Bulletstorm.

We are not playing this. A lot.

That's the plan, and it will work. Keep your eyes peeled and your texting fingers limber, because we'll drop these things at random starting Wednesday morning (PST) and going through Thursday. Watch this post for winner announcements.

May the meanest, sneakiest, most dastardly people win!

UPDATE: Tom Heistuman just earned himself a Steam key for Atom Zombie Smasher! Now he just has to write up his pitched article (or one exactly like it) or be proclaimed a coward in the streets.

UPDATE: It was close, but Fable 3 DLC goes to Evan Killham because he writes a ton and followed the IRON-CLAD RULES.

UPDATE: Linda Wang just scored herself Full House Poker on XBLA and 10 free sessions at her local Gamblers Anonymous.

UPDATE: Sean Hinz is heading back to the Wasteland with some Fallout: New Vegas DLC.

UPDATE: Matt Giguere got his rapture on for a copy of BioShock 2.

UPDATE: Chance Koneke's getting a Wii Headbanger headset. I wonder if that makes him the only one in North America....

UPDATE: Jack Bromley and Bryan Hall got Splatterhouse DLC. Don't judge them!

UPDATE: Andrew Galbraith's going to strut around Chicago in a Prototype 2 sweater. It's 100% acrylic, so here's hoping the itching doesn't drive him insane.

UPDATE: Joe Barrett's getting old-school killer Hitman: Blood Money. He'll use it for humanitarian purposes, I'm sure.

UPDATE: Rob Hestar and Chun Lau earned some Maijin and the Forbidden Kingdom DLC. And free elocution lessons for the Maijin.

UPDATE: Garrett Yu's going to lose a lot of sleep because of his new copy of Dragon Age: Awakenings.

UPDATE: Michael Wenzel got his button. And Mafia 2.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!