Whenever Bitmobbers are not Bitmobbing--if "Bitmobbing" is actually a thing--the odds are very good that one or more of us will be on Twitter. Sometimes between all the shameless self-promotion and complaining about MyBlog, we discuss new games, modify Trending Topics, and try to figure out what Alex R. Cronk-Young is thinking.

Sometimes we even follow in the footsteps of bored children throughout history and put on weird little plays that we make up as we go along. And sometimes we sing, but it's probably best not to get into that.

Anyway, here's a weird little play that we made up as we went along. If you're not on Twitter, then this is what you are missing.

The Aggressive Video Game Seller

Starring:

vitiosuslepos (Jasmine Rea) as The Aggressive Video Game Seller

EvanKillham (me) as The Customer

BrianEsu (Brian Shirk) as The Helpful Bystander

Location: A video game store.

@vitiosuslepos I'm kinda on the fence about Shattered Memories. Also, I hear the music is mediocre.

@EvanKillham FOOL! The music is superb.

@EvanKillham Shattered Memories is by far the best cell-phone based Survival Horror game on the WII!!!!!!

@EvanKillham I will put it in this demo Wii and you will play it. You cannot move until you admit it is enjoyable....

@vitiosuslepos Do you have any hand sanitizer? I've seen what kids do to those demo units.

@EvanKillham HERE! We boiled the children, they should have been clean... this is just a precaution, what with this Piggy flu about.

@vitiosuslepos Meeeeeeeeh...

@EvanKillham Let's look at it this way. You'll either enjoy Shattered Memories, or I'll staple-gun the case to your crotch... your choice

@vitiosuslepos If you ever review Shattered Memories, you should say that at the end.

@vitiosuslepos Are the staples free, or are you going to try to screw me on this deal?

@EvanKillham either way you're buying the game, only I'll collect the damage interest in blood.

@vitiosuslepos *sigh* Sold...but only because you threatened me with egregious bodily harm.

@vitiosuslepos Make sure to ask him to pre-order too.

@EvanKillham Wonderful! Would you like to put game guard on that? Also, has anyone told you about our membership program?

@EvanKillham and you need to be hassled for not buying whatever crappy games they're trying to sell.

@vitiosuslepos Make sure to be wrong about the prices too. Also pretend that it's not in stock and reprimand him for not pre-ordering.

@vitiosuslepos I think I'm going to need a strategy guide, too.

@vitiosuslepos *roll* *thwap*

@EvanKillham DAMAGE!

@vitiosuslepos And, scene.