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Game Together, Stay Together...Or Strangle Each Other

Toejam_earl
Wednesday, June 01, 2011

 

Here’s the situation-

 On May 17th I used trade-ins and a $100-off coupon to purchase a PS3 at Gamestop. Then, using my PUR card, I used a printed points coupon to purchase “Demon’s Souls”. After that I found “LBP: GOTY” and “Heavy Rain” for around $35 for the pair. Succeeding this purchase was an on-the-whim pick-up of “MGS4 Greatest Hits”.

Still with me? Good. It goes on…

Blockbuster Video decided to have a B1G1 sale on “previously played” video games that are $14.99 and under. Sweet. The wife gets “MySims Party” (ds), “Mario 64” (ds), “ Zubo” (ds),  and “Skate 2” (PS3); whilst I hungrily grab “Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune” and “Bioshock 2” (PS3). (to be fair, Skate 2 and Mario 64 were purchased for the two of us to enjoy…at the time)

OK. So, my palate is overwhelmed with PS3 goodness and I won’t want for a thing until “The Last Guardian”, right?

No.

Let me reiterate with emphasis; NO!

You see, the wife has “discovered” my tastes in video games are impeccable and has subsequently sequestered (alliteration much?) the PS3 in order to satiate her Skate 2 and LBP needs. Leaving me characterless on said games and irrelevant in her life until she “needs that sticker but can’t get it” or “can’t own that stupid spot”.

To summarize, I have a new 160gb PS3 that is full up on all kinds of gaming awesomeness, but I can’t touch it because the wife won’t go play her fucking coral pink DS. I either need a new wife or a different/worse taste in gaming. Otherwise I should just cut my losses and figure the PS3 into the “things-you-lose-when-you-commit-yourself-to-someone” category.

(If my rant sounds bitchy and woe-is-me, it is. But take heed, dear reader, and feel no sympathy, for my catalog includes everything from the Sega Nomad to the Xbox 360; this gamer will game on!)

 
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Comments (6)
Alexemmy
June 01, 2011

My wife pretty much only plays games after I've gone to sleep. That or watches Grey's Anatomy on Netflix.

Toejam_earl
June 03, 2011

Just remember that for every Grey's Anatomy episode watched on a gaming console, two sandwiches are mandatory recompense.

Cucco-obsessed-link
June 02, 2011

Ooo, that sucks.  Thankfully, my boyfriend and I don't run into these problems too often, though we recently bought a PS3 (with that same deal!) ourselves!  Maybe it has something to do with our similar gaming tastes... I mean, we were planning on playing Atelier Rorona together, and the other two games we got we don't want to play yet.

Of course, we've still had scuffles over the TV and consoles at points, but hey, so is life when you're living with someone else. :)

Toejam_earl
June 03, 2011

Rub it in my face why don't ya!!!

That's AWESOME you jumped on the PS3 deal too. I love me some Sony, but they demanded too much from my wallet to justify a purchase until now.

My PSN ID is play-spiddy if you or the bf  want to creep on me in Demon's Souls or harass the wifey in LBP. Cheers^^

post script- You have a mate that will accept an Atelier purchase, let alone play it with you?! As the life-coach/philosopher Beyonce' said, "put a ring on it"!

Cucco-obsessed-link
June 03, 2011

I gotta agree about that price.  It was a wallet breaker, and doing that on college funds just wasn't happening.  I certainly am glad the price went down enough to warrant a purchase with said deal.  :)

I'll keep the PSN in mind when we buy a microphone for our PS3.  ;)

Toejam_earl
June 03, 2011

As I posted on 1up and feel appropriate as a follow-up here-

 

 

My wife is on her "LBP: GOTY" bender and there is no end in site. She has finally found out how to "multiplayer" and "make friends". (her first friend is a Batman-dressed sackboy with pictures of a Bichon-Shit-zu hybrid who tickled her fancy by disco dancing with her in their hub...play it to understand)

In the meantime my "Demon's Souls" toon will have to wait to attempt the Defilement stages. Fuck the bullshit; I already got my King Doran(at least I think that's the name...or I made it up) armor anyways.

This situation reminds me of when I ALLOWED her to create a toon on my WoW account; If I EVER have to camp a "white kitten" or a fucking "black tabby" ever again, it will be TOO soon. Don't even get me started on whelpling farming...

Nintendo, if you are reading this, PLEASE make a new "Animal Crossing" for the 3DS so I can have my PS3 back. I'll pay you eleventy-infinite interwebs cats. For serious.

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