Gears Of War 2: Secret File!

Editor's note: So this is how you people plan on skirting our editorial-vetting process, huh? Put the text in an image that we can't easily modify? It's OK -- this secret Gears of War memo that Luke found is pretty hilarious, so we'll let this one slide. -Shoe


 

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Comments (6)
I think that's pretty much how it went down.
That is brilliant!
Toilet roll tube bit almost made me choke! :) Hilarious stuff.
R: On the plus side, Dom is pretty much over the tragic demise of his wife. It only took about a half hour. P: That's certainly encouraging. Good thing he's a bit tougher than Tai. Didn't he commit suicide after an hour of torture? I know kittens tougher than that. R: By the way, no one's heard for Dizzy since the first lev- I mean since a few days ago. P: Who gives a damn as long as Marcus and Anya get to exchange one passing look as we fly off to the next sequel. R: Boy am I glad they promised to emphasize story in GoW2. P: Well it's not like the game didn't totally get Bigger and More Badass (Trademark) than GoW1! R: CliffyB is so full of crap... P: What did you say Specialist!? R: Nothing sir! P: Yes and don't forget, there's been plenty of D-L-C. It's just like T-L-C, but you have to pay for it, so it's even better!
Zing! Well played.
Vic...nice work. One thing: Could we trouble you to change your account name to your real first and last name? If you've noticed, everyone here is using their real names, not usernames. That's the thing we're trying to do differently here at Bitmob. :)
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