I am by no means a wordsmith, though I can't help but cram my boisterous and oft misguided opinions about games and the gaming industry down the ear canals of anyone within earshot.

My presence here within the Mob can be blamed squarely on the nefarious Michael Rousseau.  Through much trial and tribulation, Michael managed to wrest me from the comfort and monotony of the 1up.com blog-o-sphere.  Frankly, I couldn't be happier.

I am a gamer.  Period.  I absolutely love this fact about myself (as well as many other facts that involve me).  I also enjoy entertaining my nerd brethren with comical/off color offerings about games and the general downfall of the industry as a whole. 

On rare occassions, I may awake to find that a wild hair has entrenched itself in my dark nethers - thus causing me to spew forth some sort of journalistic game-review-like substance.  At least that's how things like that tend to start.  I assure you all that I have never been able to maintain any form of professionalism or journalistic integrity for more than 300 words.

I look forward to meeting as many of you as possible.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm sure there's a top 10 list or hilarious/creepy fan letter to Geoff Keighley that needs writing...