Puzzler: Guess the ESRB descriptions

Mindjack
Tuesday, July 12, 2011

ESRB ratings usually have hilarious descriptions of the ridiculous things that happen in video games. Read the following excerpts and try to figure out which games they belong to.


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       A) Battlefield: Bad Company 2
       B) Bulletstorm
       C) No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise
       D) Uncharted 2: Among Thieves


       A) Grand Theft Auto 4
       B) The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
       C) Fable 3
       D) Dragon Age 2

 

       A) Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2
       B) Hitman: Blood Money
       C) Wet
       D) Silent Hill: Homecoming


       A) Batman: Arkham Asylum
       B) Resident Evil 5
       C) Darksiders: Wrath of War
       D) Dead Rising 2


       A) Radiant Historia
       B) Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4
       C) Dragon Quest 9: Sentinels of the Starry Skies
       D) Chrono Trigger


       A) Dante's Inferno
       B) Gears of War 2
       C) Dead Space 2
       D) Crysis 2


       A) Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
       B) MadWorld
       C) Saints Row: The Third
       D) Shadows of the Damned


       A) Catherine
       B) Duke Nukem Forever
       C) Brütal Legend
       D) Sexy Poker


9

       A) Red Dead Redemption
       B) Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
       C) Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
       D) Bioshock 2


10

       A) Mass Effect 2
       B) Fallout: New Vegas
       C) Borderlands
       D) Fallen Earth


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Comments (14)
Jayhenningsen
July 12, 2011

Can you imagine being the person who writes these for the ERSB? "Oh no! More deep cleavage!"

Mindjack
July 12, 2011

It’d be funny if it was just one guy playing all the M-rated games.

“Here you go Steve, another Duke Nukem game to review.”

Default_picture
July 12, 2011

I got all but Arkham Asylum, and Bioshock 2.

Mindjack
July 12, 2011

Damn! Do you work for the ESRB?

Default_picture
July 12, 2011

I wish, it would probably pay more then my current job.  Anyway, I just recalled what I heard/seen in games, and deducted the rest.

Mindjack
July 12, 2011

Make a living playing video games and writing about them? Madness! ;)

Default_picture
July 12, 2011

Funny, I liked when IGN did it in February. ps3.ign.com/articles/115/1150332p1.html

Jayhenningsen
July 12, 2011
You're certainly entitled to you opinion. Fortunately for us, the ESRB is sufficiently ludicrous that it even inspires those of us who don't read IGN. :)
Default_picture
July 12, 2011
Wtf? I can't even remember that Dragon Quest 9 monster. I guess I should really pay more attention. Lol.
Mindjack
July 12, 2011

I don't remember that either. Let me know if you find out who she (assuming it's a she) is.

Mindjack
July 31, 2011

I had to ask a friend. The boss is called Morag. Sexy little devil, isn't she?

Edit: YouTube links are not working... :/

12316_390964573856_517183856_3883870_3650368_n
July 12, 2011

I answered Duke Nukem Forever to all of them.

Mindjack
July 12, 2011

Congratulations on getting a perfect score!

Shoe_headshot_-_square
July 12, 2011

I like Sebastian's method.

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