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Puzzler: Guess the ESRB descriptions

Mindjack
Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Answers:

  1. B: Bulletstorm
  2. C: Fable III
  3. C: Wet
  4. A: Batman: Arkham Asylum
  5. C: Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies
  6. D: Crysis 2
  7. A: Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
  8. B: Duke Nukem Forever
  9. D: Bioshock 2
  10. B: Fallout: New Vegas

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Tags: Duke Nukem Forever, Red Dead Redemption, Batman: Arkham Asylum, BioShock 2, Resident Evil 5, madworld, Dead Space 2, Gears of War 2, Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, Mass Effect 2, Dead Rising 2, chrono trigger, dante's inferno, Grand Theft Auto 4, fable 3, Wet, Darksiders: Wrath of War, Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Borderlands, Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2, Crysis 2, Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood, Silent Hill: Homecoming, fallen earth, No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise, Fallout: New Vegas, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Bulletstorm, Dragon Quest 9: Sentinels of the Starry Skies, Dragon Age 2, Hitman: Blood Money, Shadows of the Damned, The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings, Radiant Historia, Catherine, Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust, Brütal Legend, Saints Row: The Third, Sexy Poker
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Jayhenningsen
Jay Henningsen
July 12, 2011

Can you imagine being the person who writes these for the ERSB? "Oh no! More deep cleavage!"

Mindjack
Samir Torres
July 12, 2011

It’d be funny if it was just one guy playing all the M-rated games.

“Here you go Steve, another Duke Nukem game to review.”

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Randy Snow
July 12, 2011

I got all but Arkham Asylum, and Bioshock 2.

Mindjack
Samir Torres
July 12, 2011

Damn! Do you work for the ESRB?

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Randy Snow
July 12, 2011

I wish, it would probably pay more then my current job.  Anyway, I just recalled what I heard/seen in games, and deducted the rest.

Mindjack
Samir Torres
July 12, 2011

Make a living playing video games and writing about them? Madness! ;)

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Jack DeVries
July 12, 2011

Funny, I liked when IGN did it in February. ps3.ign.com/articles/115/1150332p1.html

Jayhenningsen
Jay Henningsen
July 12, 2011
You're certainly entitled to you opinion. Fortunately for us, the ESRB is sufficiently ludicrous that it even inspires those of us who don't read IGN. :)
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Jonathan Oyama
July 12, 2011
Wtf? I can't even remember that Dragon Quest 9 monster. I guess I should really pay more attention. Lol.
Mindjack
Samir Torres
July 12, 2011

I don't remember that either. Let me know if you find out who she (assuming it's a she) is.

Mindjack
Samir Torres
July 31, 2011

I had to ask a friend. The boss is called Morag. Sexy little devil, isn't she?

Edit: YouTube links are not working... :/

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Sebastian Haley
July 12, 2011

I answered Duke Nukem Forever to all of them.

Mindjack
Samir Torres
July 12, 2011

Congratulations on getting a perfect score!

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Dan "Shoe" Hsu
July 12, 2011

I like Sebastian's method.

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