Why "Absolute Supercars"? Because "Somewhat Supercars" are for wimps.

Video Blips:

• Absolute Supercars brings driving really quickly in a circle to the PSN next month. I'm just teasing, racing fans...sometimes you go over hills and stuff.

Those of you I didn't just alienate can click through to see some legendary new DLC from NBA 2K12, a quick look at  World of Warcraft: Cataclysm's newest patch, and a tutorial on how to rewire circuits and punch guys in Gunpoint.

• NBA 2K12's "Legends Showcase" DLC is out this week. I think it adds some features, but mainly I can't get the song from this trailer out of my head. It's probably just as well, though...I needed something to knock out those super-catchy tunes from The Muppets.

• World of Warcraft: Cataclysm continues to make this The Worst Year Ever (for Dragons) with its new patch, Hour of Twilight. The last time I experienced an hour of Twilight I almost died...but then I turned the DVD player off and recovered almost immediately.

• Developer Tom Francis walks you through eight minutes of intriguingly convoluted gameplay in Gunpoint. Okay, wait...so the light switch is connected to the elevator, and the elevator is connected to the lights, but on a different floor, and the computer is...I'm glad that this is the last video because my head just exploded. The little pieces just happened to fly out and hit the keys in this order. I sure hope the last bit saves this post somehow, or nobody will ever know what happened.