It's Friday. Why not make it a spicy evening with a salacious Wii party, courtesy of Ubisoft? Oh, you'd rather watch the Video Blips and keep your scruples intact? Good choice.

Video Blips:

• Not even squid-like aliens are a match for the mighty Nanosuit in Crysis 2. Kudos to the aliens' tactical foresight of invading a city that harbors a hopped-up cyborg who can shrug off damage like Scarface's Tony Montana. You guys are well on your way to total domination, that's for sure.

Continue after the break for the none-too-sane mumblings of a twisted femme fatale in The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile, an unhealthy combination of forgetfulness and guns in The 3rd Birthday, and the club-busting battles of Nightclub City DJ Rivals.

• Something is slightly awry in this moody trailer for The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile. It might be the lack of sanity giving way to Tarantino-esque levels of bloodshed, but that's probably...crazy talk.

• Amnesiac women and cryptic phrasing somehow result in a lot of shooting in The 3rd Birthday. I'm not sure how giant bugs factor into the notion of a mortally wounded bride recovering her memories, but the whole thing sounds so ridiculous to be feasible in a metaphorical sense.

• Deck your DJ in some stylish threads and prepare to burn down the house in Nightclub City DJ Rivals. And before you think some of these getups aren't exactly functional for spinning records, don't forget about the eccentric fashion choices of some of the real DJs out there.