A bad Internet connection can make you a great Halo player

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Tuesday, August 07, 2012
EDITOR'S NOTEfrom Eduardo Moutinho

I admire Jordan's glass-half-full spirit. While many of us shake our collective fists at inconsistent connections, he's creatively honing his skills. Master Chief would be proud.

To gamers, lag is a dirty word. It frustrates us to no end and is usually the reason behind many broken controllers. Lag is a curse from the fiery depths of gaming hell, yet I’m about to tell you why it’s actually a good thing. Well, sort of.

During high school, I was one of the worst Halo players you would ever see. When my friends and I played, I would average around two kills per match. Most of the time, I just rode around in vehicles trying to avoid confrontation. I would consider four kills a good performance, but I would also die a lot. My character would average about 15 deaths per game, which obviously made my kill-death ratio pretty bad.

Then I went to college.

 

I went to a small school in the middle of West Virginia, and well, people don’t have a whole lot to do there except getting drunk and playing video games. Also, my college didn’t feel that a good wireless Internet connection for the student body was much of a priority.

But I played anyway. For three years, I fought through red-bar internet connections and debilitating lag where it looked like my opponent was running straight into a wall over and over until I’d randomly drop dead. On most days, multiplayer wasn’t fun.

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Over time, I eventually adapted to the lag and began trying to anticipate where I thought my enemies would be instead of reacting to where they were. My friends and I got so good at this that the strategy started working. We won a few games and began to call ourselves “the best lag players in the nation.”

Then, something happened that I didn’t expect.

My college expanded a lot in the three years I’d been there, and suddenly, it decided that a good wireless Internet connection was a good idea.

When I played my first game with the good connection, the difference was incredible. I was playing like a seasoned Halo vet, anticipating my enemies’ moves with perfect accuracy.

I had become good at Halo without realizing it.                   

Now, I average anywhere from 14 to 18 kills a game, and I get killed a lot less often than before. I don’t just ride around in vehicles trying to avoid people. I go looking for my enemies. Lag taught me how to predict my opponent’s actions, and it made me a deadlier Spartan.

So next time you start to curse out your twitching on-screen avatar, remember my story.

I transformed from a laughable newb into, in my opinion, a pretty darn good Halo player.

And I owe it all to lag. 


Follow me on Twitter @thyjordo.

 
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August 07, 2012
Couldn't agree more, I live in the middle of no where, and am forced to use a Satellite-based ISP. It's taught me to react differently while playing, and when I go to a friends house, or use my library's internet, I can go about 20-0 in games.
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August 07, 2012

Your story reminds me of a phenomenon back in my old Counter-Strike days. While most CS players had already adopted broadband connections, one of my friends was still using 56K. I thought that he would be a liability with a bad K:D, but he played consistently well for a long time.

I experience something similar when I lag during MW3. When my cable connection lags for an extended time, I have to change my style of play to make up for it (it's difficult to give specifics, but I don't mean just camping). I wonder if my lag causes those immediately around to lag as well?

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August 08, 2012

Nice article

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August 10, 2012

Now all I need is modern warfare to lag for me. Then I maybe I will get better at trying to kill people on there. Right now all I do is watch other people play. By watching the way that they play I can almost copy their playing style. When I first did this I had no idea why I was always better after watching someone else play, it was weird to me. I'm sure a lot of other people can do this to. It's just weird to me how it works. hahahaha.

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