5 Hit Points: Tanya Jessen (Bulletstorm)

Brett_new_profile
Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Bulletstorm coverWhen Lead Producer Tanya Jessen isn't racking up skillshots in the just-released shooter Bulletstorm, she's watching anime or taking in a little ballet. Or maybe she's watching anime about ballet? Whatever the case, she's got those two subjects down pat, as I learned in this latest edition of 5 Hit Points. Find out just how well Jessen performed -- and some interesting trivia about the voice actor of Bulletstorm protagonist Grayson Hunt -- below.


1. Bulletstorm’s world features some particularly nasty man-eating plants. What’s the name of the giant, plumber-loving carnivorous plant found in Super Mario Sunshine and Mario Kart: Double Dash?

Tanya Jessen: I don’t know. I played a ton of Mario Kart on the SNES, but not the GameGube version....

Bitmob: The correct answer is Petey Piranha.

TJ: That’s awesome. These are awesome questions! But I’m going to get them all wrong.

Bitmob: We'll see!

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2. Next question: One of the more notorious skillshots in the game is called the Nutcracker (i.e., shooting an enemy in the balls). Who composed the Nutcracker ballet?

TJ: Tchaikovsky.

Bitmob: Hey, there you go!

TJ: Ding, ding, ding!

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3. OK, next question: Bulletstorm was developed by People Can Fly. In what movie did the cheesy R. Kelly song “I Believe I Can Fly” appear?

TJ: [Sings a line of the chorus.] Oh my god...it’s not Batman....

Bitmob: I’ll give you a hint: There’s a cartoon element to the movie.

TJ: I feel like I know it.

Bitmob: You’re going to know it as soon as I say it. Space Jam -- the one with Michael Jordan and all of the Looney Tunes.

TJ: No! Holy crap! OK, I would’ve never gotten that. Do you remember the guy that’s married to Heidi Klum? Seal?

Bitmob: Yeah, his song was in the Batman movie. “Kissed by a Rose.”

TJ: That’s what it totally reminded me of.

Bitmob: They’re similar in that they’re equally cheesy.

TJ: Exactly.

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4. This next one is a video-game question: Protagonist Grayson Hunt is voiced by Steven Blum. What shooter from last year did he also provide voice work for?

TJ: Well, he’s been in MadWorld, and he was in Call of Duty....

Bitmob: OK, so the big shooter of last year was....

TJ: Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Bitmob: All right! Nice work. I was looking up his resume because he sounded very familiar, and he’s been in 100 different games and 100 different anime.

TJ: When we hired him...I’m a big anime fan, so when he auditioned, I had my own personal reasons. “We have to hire Steve Blum. I mean, Cowboy Bebop!”

Bitmob: That’s right! He was Spike Spiegel.

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5. OK, so you’re two for four. Here’s the last one: The character Ichi sports a bionic arm. Who does Nathan “Rad” Spencer actually fight at the end of the censored American version of Bionic Commando?

TJ: I don’t know. I didn’t play Bionic Commando. I knew you were going to ask a Bionic Commando question, too!

Bitmob: He fights a reanimated Hitler at the end of the game. He’s called Master P in the American version, but he still looks like Hitler. And his head explodes at the end of game -- one of the early instances of gratuitous violence.

So two for five. Still, not too bad....

TJ: No, it’s terrible. I demand new questions! I’m kidding.

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Comments (4)
Twitpic
February 22, 2011

I think she deserved a +1 hit point for knowing who wrote the Nutcracker ballet. :-)

I love these!

Jayhenningsen
February 23, 2011

I object to question #2! Tchaikovsky composed the score for The Nutcracker, but he did not write the story. His partner for the project, Marius Petipa, actually wrote the libretto (the actual text) which was simplified from The Tale of the Nutcracker by Alexandre Dumas (the same guy who wrote The Count of Monte Cristo and The Three Musketeers.) Dumas' work itself was also an adaptation of the original story called The Nutcracker and the Mouse King by E.T.A. Hoffmann.

Brett_new_profile
February 23, 2011

Haha, fair point. My implication was who wrote the score...which she got. =) I'll edit that question to make it more clear.

Ballet nerd!

Jayhenningsen
February 23, 2011

Heh, I've been called many things, but never "ballet nerd."
Fair enough.

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