Is '007 Legends' supposed to be a joke?

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Tuesday, July 03, 2012

007 Legends is an upcoming video game that will retell six classic Bond films with an over-arching narrative that will conclude with the film, Skyfall.

So which classic Bond films will Activsion and Eurocom be retelling?
 
It was announced on May 21, that the first mission will be based on Moonraker. Then it was unveiled on June 28 that the second mission would be based on the film On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
 
Now I have to assume the term "classic" was being used in the looses definition possible.
 
As a passionate Bond fan who has seen every movie more than five times, read every story written by Ian Fleming and played every game released since 007 GoldenEye; I am dead serious when I ask if this is supposed to be someone's idea of a bad joke?
 
007 Legends is suppose to be a retelling of "classic" Bond films, yet Activsion and Eurocom have based the first two missions on the worst Bond films.
 
Moonraker has always been universally panned because of its poor story and laughable attempt to mimic the success of Star Wars. On Her Majesty's Secret Service claim to shame is due to the horrible performance of actor George Lazenby, whose rendition of the character has become a metaphor for a forgettable performer in an iconic franchise.
 
Daniel Craig's performance may redeem On Her Majesty's Secret Service but there should not have been a reason to retell Moonraker.
 
This has to make any devoted 007 fan ask if the development team at Eurocom comprises of culture-less junkies who have never seen a Bond film before GoldenEye or hipsters pretending to understand the cultural significance of 007.
 
With four more missions expected to be unveiled during the summer, it's only fair to give Activsion the chance to redeem 007 Legends.
 
However if any mission is based on The World Is Not Enough than this game obviously is asking to fail. Because there is no reason anyone wants to see Denise Richards take on the roll of a "nuclear psychologist" again.
 
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Comments (4)

I actually just rewatched On Her Majesty's Secret Service. It really is a god awful movie. Still, being a big fan of the Bond games/movies, I'll almost definitely play this game.

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July 04, 2012

GoldenEye Reloaded was a letdown (for me). They just wanted to turn the franchise into a Call-of-Duty spin-off. But at least they had the Golden Gun in the multiplayer.

To me, this is a great idea, but given that fact obtaining good (or original) voice-overs for all the scenarios will be their big obstacle.

Everything or Nothing was a top-notch title and faithful to the traditional Bond movies. This included real-time actors (William Dafoe, Pierce Brosnan), a famous singer/theme, and a original story.

But hey, Sean Connery was the greatest bond ever. Just saying.

EoN was easily the best "gamer's game in the series." Simply fantastic, I want to go back and finish it sometime. My personal favorite is Nightfire because of all of the multiplayer memories (essentially it was my friend group's Goldeneye).

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July 08, 2012

Agreed. I couldn't believe when they said the first mission was Moonraker, the third worst Bond film ever made. I honestly could not believe it...but then they went and said the second film was On her Majesty's Secret Service, the absolute worst Bond film ever made? Seriously? Either they aren't taking this "Classic Bond Films" angle their going for seriously, or they are a bunch of idiots. They've alread shattered my anticipation for this game with the first two movies. They couldn't rescue it anymore, they might as well just give up.

What's next, Die Another Day, which was way worse than The World is not Enough in my opinion. At least The World is not Enough had a great game to go with it, Die Another Day was just a massacre and the second worst Bond movie ever made. It's the "Batman and Robin" of  Bond movies.

We'll know for sure wether or not they know what they are doing if they announce that "Never Say Never Again" will be one of the "Bond" films in the game. At that moment, you will hear the loudest collective face palming by every (real) Bond fan in the world.

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