Here's an idea. Let’s have a calm, rational discussion about video-game reviews.
“I haven't played Zelda yet but F***k you GameSpot!”
- Raymus79
We can do that, right? Sit down like rational adults and hash a few things out? Because it’s time we got a few things straight on the subjects of opinion, critical thinking, expectations, and responsibility.
“I dont like to criticise [sic] a review without playing the game first but this one is off completely and you only have to think rationally to get to that conclusion.”
- mazongo

Eff this kid's toy. I want a shotty.
I’ll start with the most obvious thing imaginable. If you do not speak from a place of first-hand knowledge, then representing a baseless opinion -- or worse, a Metacritic number -- as an iron-clad fact is the act of a moron. And every time I see it happen, one thought pops into my head.
“Fire this retard”
- D3dr0_0
What brings this to mind? GameSpot reviewer Tom McShea hit The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword with a 7.5 review score, way below its Metacritic aggregate of 94. It’s fair to call McShea’s score an outlier and more than fair to disagree with the points he raises...though personally, I can’t. I haven’t played more than a demo of Skyward Sword yet. And seeing how the game won’t release to the public for another few days, neither has anybody currently demanding McShea’s head on a spike.
Least you think I’m singling out one breed of fanatic, gamers also screamed bloody murder at any reviewer who dared score Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception less than a perfect 10, while Destructiod’s Jim Sterling induced well over his weekly quota of nerd rage by handing Gears of War 3 an 8.0 (though in fairness, his review read more like a 9). And that's just in the last month.
"The fact that big name reviewers like IGN and Game Informer gave this a rare 10 score, and also the fact that this 7.5 score is a full 2 points lower than the Metacritic average, I have to say I'm really finding it hard to trust this review."
- Superzone
That guy sounds far more reasonable than most, but look closer. He’s actually using opinions he likes in order to “disprove” an opinion he doesn’t like without ever having an opinion of his own. And I'm being overly generous when I say "opinion," because what he's really using are numbers. If he'd said "Richard George at IGN and Phil Kollar at Game Informer, two reviewers whose opinions I respect, gave Skyward Sword perfect scores for these reasons," I'd applaud him. As-is, I use him as an example of lazy non-thinking.
See, Metacritic basically takes a bunch of numbers and averages them. That's useful as a general barometer, but it doesn't tell you anything specific...and it tells you nothing whatsoever about the game itself. Not what it did right. Not what it did wrong. Not whether you might enjoy playing it.

But where are the beer steins and sausages?
Metacritic itself isn't the problem, but people who slavishly believe an aggregate score -- or indeed, any numerical value absent of context -- are. If you make decisions purely off a metascore, you've essentially surrendered your ability to make decisions to 30-odd strangers who don't agree with each other. Basing an opinion off a metascore means you don't have an opinion at all. You have a number determined by a calculator, and you don't even know why it's that particular number. Congratulations.
And yet, a lot people reference Metacritic as the gold standard of critical thought when it's really nothing more than simple arithmetic.
"He can have his opinion, but I don't want an opinion, I want someone to tell me the quality of something, no matter what he likes or not. And 7.5 is NOT the quality of this game."
- Alosjs
Ah, now, you see? There. Right there. That’s a guy who’s not fulfilling his responsibilities as a sentient creature. He wants someone else to do his thinking for him but only if they tell him what he wants to hear. When that didn't happen, he went ahead and provided his own (admittedly short and vague) review despite no hands-on time with the game. Well, Alosjs, if it makes you feel better, I'm a professional game reviewer, and even though I haven't touched Skyward Sword either, I hereby give it an official Bitmob review score of 9.0. Go ahead and add that to Metacritic.
While you're at it, ask how you'd feel if professional sites really did score games without playing them first the way a lot of commenters do.
"What? Nintendo didn't want to pay you for a good review, Gamespot?"
- Death_Blade_182
Hey, I get it. Gamers want games to be awesome. So do I. But it's our responsibility as reviewers and critics to make sure you know what you're buying into and leave you a better-informed consumer. If we have concerns, it's our job to relate them...and it's your job to locate reviewers you trust and evaluate everything they tell you, good and bad. You must step up, commit to hearing everything the actual review says, and carefully scrutinize a perfect 10 at least as much as a 7.5 even if that's what you hoped for. I'm not saying we're super-geniuses and you should hang on our every golden word, but we are in a position to get information before you do, play the games before you do, and even speak directly to the people who make them. We are very well informed. A savvy consumer takes advantage of that. A smart consumer applies a little critical evaluation of their own to the task.

Red man has blue tongue. Blue plant has red tongue. This must be a puzzle!
When I read a review, I always check who wrote it, first thing. Some people I trust and some I don't, and I know all their names. I seek out the former and avoid the latter, and even then, I read every word carefully to seperate out their tastes from mine. Maybe Tom McShea doesn't reflect how and why you game, so put him on your do-not-follow list...but do yourself a favor. Play Skyward Sword first, and see if maybe he did make an important point or two.
If, on the other hand, you’re simply looking for someone to reinforce a decision you already made, stick to the fanboy press. HipHopGamer will love all the extra attention.
I'm going to suggest a different course. Don't give a brand a free pass just because it's a brand you like. Don't assume greater knowledge before the game's physically in your hands. Stop obsessing over numbers and start obsessing over words and ideas. Above all, measure your expectations, and set your standards higher. Demand more scrutiny, more nuance, less gushing praise, and more honesty, however brutal it gets. Great games have flaws. Flawed games can have sparks of greatness. Nothing's perfect, least of all people.
"7.5 ??? what a joke, this is must be the crappiest unprofessional review i have ever seen, all sites gave it 10/10. your clearly a fail. all your dislikes points proves that your a big NOOB."
- 64-bit
But we can sure as hell be better than this.

















