In my previous life as a GameSpot editor my job was to review sports games. That meant I got to play lots and lots of yearly sequels. Here's the problem: most games, sports-related or not, don't need to be yearly releases. Activision wisely put the Tony Hawk franchise on the shelf for a year and used that time to totally change how the game will be played. Now people are once again excited for Tony Hawk. But some companies just aren't getting the message that sometimes less is more, so I've put together a list of five games that need to call a time out, take a break, and regroup.
And the nominees/offenders are (see the full list after the jump)....
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Tiger Woods
I enjoy the Tiger Woods series quite a bit, but the changes from year to year are barely measurable. EA adds a few courses and golfers and takes away a few courses and golfers. The putting system gets altered a bit, but everyone still shoots 10-15 under par. Then they change a few menus, make a few minor enhancements and send the game on its merry way.
This year we're getting yet another new announcer, more people in the crowd, and thicker grass. That should be a $20 downloadable expansion (if that), not a full-priced game.
My advice to EA is to take a year off, revamp the career mode, double the number of courses, and add a course creator. Then we're talking a must-buy game.
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Dynasty Warriors
I'm not even going to go into why this franchise needs to go the way of Old Yeller. Just listen to what a former co-worker had to say about reviewing Dynasty Warriors games:
"The Dynasty Warriors games are like a cold plate of mac and cheese served to you every single night of your life. Every once in a while, one of those "Empires" expansions would come along and throw some ketchup on the plate for flavor, but then it'd be right back to the usual bland, room temperature grossness you'd become accustomed to. Then Dynasty Warriors: Gundam came along and took a big, confusing sh*t on my plate. That was weird."
So not exactly box quote material. But speaking of, the next DW game comes out in two weeks!
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Mega Man
At last count there have been 46 Mega Man games released since 1987. Some quick math proves that THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH MEGA MAN! At the last Capcom press event I attended I had to cover Mega Man Star Force 2: Zerker x Saurian and Mega Man Star Force 2: Zerker x Ninja. When I asked the Capcom rep about the difference between the two, his answer was:
"Uhhh, well they are the same, but I think one has a Ninja and the other has a Saurian, though I don't know if a Saurian is a thing or a robot or a person. Oh yeah, they have different box art. I think."
You know, I should have put that in my preview....
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Need for Speed
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but I thought that when EA said that Need for Speed would no longer be an annual series, it meant that there might not be a Need for Speed game this year. Apparently I'm stupid because we're getting not one, not two, but THREE NFS games now! I fail to see how taking one game that's out of fresh ideas and suffering from declining sales and turning it into three games is going to be good for anyone.
Of course, I'm not running a company that has seen its stock drop over 50% in the last nine months, so what do I know?
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Guitar Hero
I'll be honest, I think Harmonix is cranking out Rock Band games too quickly as well, but they look like models of restraint compared with the money hungry folks at Activision. By the end of 2009 there will have been 13 Guitar Heroes released for consoles and handhelds in just four years. This is not what I had in mind when I wrote "The world needs more games like Guitar Hero." just after the first game was released.
In my opinion, Guitar Hero has reached the point of no return. Taking a break isn't going to breathe new live into this stale franchise -- the well is just about dry. Judging by how quickly Activision is churning out GH titles, they know this ride is just about over, too.
On the plus side, it's probably not much longer until we get Guitar Hero: Matchbox 20.
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What are some game franchises that you think either need a break or need to be retired completely? Post a comment below and be heard.














