You get this spuriously legal product called the iGame [via DealExtreme]:

For around $90, you could have a device that supports a host of files you don't use and handles them 10 times worse than a computer/phone/modded-handheld. What truly sets the iGame apart from most bootleg contraptions is the impressive 4GB of storage and A/V out ports.

The camera is a confusing addition as the unit claims it is 2.0 megapixels, but the spec descriptions on the order page say it should actually read 3.0. I think both these estimates are far too generous.