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This week's Reviews Spotlight pokes fun at Japanese blondes, examines the charm of a talking meatball, and starts feuds in the name of White Knight Chronicles.

For What it's Worth: ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
By Ryan Conway
Aqua Teen Hunger Force is, without question, the strangest show on television. The surreal, sometimes morbid antics of Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad require a particular sense of humor to enjoy. But because I happen to be an admitted fan of this off-color show, I assumed that a video game based on the property seemed like a good idea. Fortunately for me, Ryan remedies that assumption. Hailing it as "one of the worst games" he's ever played, this Bitmobber takes readers on a hilarious ride, explaining why Zombie Ninja Pro-Am is worth less than a cup of coffee. If you're curious about the show, watch this.

One of the Best Games You Never Played...Startopia
By Tony White
For a game that lampoons sci-fi legends like 2001: A Space Odyssey and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Startopia has gone relatively unnoticed by the mainstream gaming media. Tony explains that this BAFTA (basically, the British Oscars) nominee deserves a close look. From sly pop culture references to a challenging metagame, Startopia seems to have covered all possible bases. One question though -- what's a Turrakken?

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If the pollen level doesn't die down soon I might not be around to write the next Community Spotlight....Treasure this one as I attempt to pull through the haze of allergies and an insidious cold.

Pour One Out For Halo 2
By S. Robert Delk
This week marks the end of original Xbox Live support. Live radically changed online gaming and Robert remembers it best through the multiplayer experience of Halo 2. I never played the game with other people, but I feel for those who are losing their favorite online pastime.

Red Dead Redemption – Sandbox for Western Fans
By Michael Bradley
Michael’s anticipation for Red Dead Redemption manifests in an imagery-laden glance at the life of a merciless wild-west bounty hunter. I felt myself reel from the description of spitting through cracked lips. This is an absolute must read.

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It's always good to see a guy who pretty much works exclusively on big, tough, manly-man war games can get a little dorky, too.

Robert Bowling, creative strategist at Modern Warfare 2 developer Infinity Ward, has an unexpected, geekier pick for best war movie (though it's a lot more obvious now that he points it out). He has a great guy in mind for his real-life Spec Ops partner that will make some of you giggle. And his favorite video game of all time doesn't even have any guns in it.

Let's see what Bowling has to say in our latest installment of 21 Random Qs.

1. Favorite game gun from outside of the Call of Duty universe?

Robert Bowling: The Lincoln Repeater from Fallout 3. Something about one shot popping the heads off some Super Mutants with freedom bullets from Abraham Lincoln gets me giddy.

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So you want to write about video games? You love playing video games, you love writing -- and everyone told you that you should do what you love, right?

If you truly want to break into the business, it's going to take some work. The Tutorial is a series of articles about video game writing that will better prepare you for what's ahead -- or help you figure out if it's even for you.

In the first installment, we'll take a look at freelancing, which will probably be your first step. Recently I've begun freelancing in addition to working as Bitmob's Community Manager. (See, it works!) I thought I had it made: free games that I could write about! Sure there was no pay, but, free games!

Within an hour of playing my first game for review, I realized that this wasn't going to be everything it was cracked up to be. Nothing shows how much work freelancing can be than forcing yourself through a terrible game. And this is in your future, Aspiring Games Writer.

But don't take it from me. I touched base with Bitmob's own Demian Linn, who has sent many freelancers right to the bottom of the review pile. Demian pokes holes in some assumptions I had (and you may share), while providing a dash of optimism for those willing to put the work in.

Andrew Hiscock: How did you find freelancers?

Demian Linn: When I was at EGM, I would hear about possible freelancers in a few different ways -- from my editor-in-chief, Dan Hsu, from other editors at our parent company Ziff Davis, and occasionally freelancers would email me directly. The conversion rate on that last one was very low, though; I found most of my reliable freelancers through my coworkers' word of mouth.

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Just wait until you find out what you signed up for with Bitmob's terms of service....

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British retailer Gamestation claims to legally own the souls of thousands of its customers. The company updated their terms of service on April 1 so that people who placed an order online that day granted them "a non-transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul." Gamestation pulled this prank/experiment to show that customers rarely read terms and conditions -- since the now-soulless people could have simply clicked on a box to opt out -- and retailers, in theory, could take advantage of them. They plan to notify customers via email that they will nullify claims to the acquired souls. Would you ever give up your soul for a video game? [Fox News]

The folks over at Penny Arcade are now accepting applications for their fourth annual Penny Arcade Scholarship program. They're looking for a college student who "will have a positive impact on the game industry" to give $10,000 to. If you think you got what it takes, make sure you're a full-time student and have at least a 3.3. GPA -- your field of study doesn't matter. So if you're studying law and want to be just like Phoenix Wright (or Miles Edgeworth), but for gamers' rights, go apply! 

No Doubt makes gains in their legal dispute with Activision over alleged Band Hero avatar exploitation. Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Kenji Machida ruled against the publisher's claim that their use of No Doubt's avatars is protected under the First Amendment as freedom of speech. The rock band is suing the music-game maker for a breach of contract after they discovered that their likeness was used in the Band Hero game to perform non-No-Doubt songs, against their permission. An Activision spokesman says that they plan to appeal the ruling. As to why anyone would want to play as No Doubt in a video game is still unclear. [LA Times]

Sony's planned 3D-enabling firmware for the PlayStation 3 is not to include support for Blu-ray movies when it comes out this June. TechRadar reports that the update is primarily for 3D games, such as Wipeout HD and Motorstorm: Pacific Rift, which are set to come out at the same time. We can expect Sony to add 3D Blu-ray support to the PS3 sometime later this year. This should come as disappointing news for baller gamers who were looking to drop $10,000 on a new TV but didn't want to splurge on a new Blu-ray player.

Got any hot news tips? Send 'em over to tips@bitmob.com.

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For the record: Just because we're showing this Final Fight: Double Impact video does not mean we that endorse Mike Haggar, or any other candidate, for mayor. 

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Editor's note: We're a little late in helping Suriel promote this, since the deadline is...yikes...today. Maybe he'll give everyone an extension? Also, Suriel previously had a misspelling in the email address where you can send your submissions. Should be correct now. -Shoe

While I still expect a certain number of you -- the Bitmob readers, writers, editors, etc. -- to submit articles to the Bitmob: Year One anthology, the current results are a bit underwhelming: four submissions as of this writing! You know I love you guys, but...come on!

The guidelines remain the same: Shoot an email to bitmobanthology[at]live[dot]com with five -- you know what, however many you want at this point -- articles you think are fit to print. Anyone can submit any articles (don't be afraid to submit your own, but don't go overboard), as long as they are not too timely. I love getting my news from Bitmob, but some of these posts aren't exactly going to stand the test of time.

I'll compile the top 50 -- based on number of submissions, personal interest, and a variety of other factors -- into a huge PDF file, and I'll find someone to re-vet the articles and someone to jazz up the pages. If you're interested in helping out at all, please send an email to the same address.

Bitmob is such a great collection of writers, and their works deserved to be honored! If you can read this, you can submit, so please do so! Time is of the essence! The due date is this Friday!

Update: I will be extending the submission period until Friday, April 30th. This means missing the One-year anniversary due date, but if it means more submissions, so be it. Please, if you haven't submitted, please do so! You now have extra time to sift through older articles and find the best ones! Editors welcome!

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Editor's note: Check out Chris' humorous look at the dating life of a hardcore gamer. It's tough going when your passion is something the other person couldn't give two hoots about. -James

"What the hell do I do?"

The movie was playing. Maybe I should have picked something more romantic. But how could I have not chosen The Boondock Saints? She said that she hadn't seen it yet! I guess I didn't think this one through all the way. Since I've already seen the movie 79 times, I got up and went to the kitchen to make some popcorn. I forgot that someone who hates me programmed the microwave's popcorn setting.

I walked back into the room with a bag of burnt popcorn and poured it into a bowl. Despite being lactose intolerant, I smothered it with butter, and added a lot of salt.

She just looked at me and smiled. Seeing as her taste buds still work, she wasn't going to eat it, but she at least thought it was funny that I tried. I ended up eating the entire bowl --  to show her how much of a man I am -- but I didn't  unlock an Achievement at the end (unless you consider a stomach ache from the butter to be one of Sony's bronze trophies).

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It's no secret that most people think of addiction as a threatening social issue. News reporters, social scientists, and forum-goers have mulled over the notion of video game addiction in particular. Despite all the time and effort, we still don't truly understand the problem.But according to these kids all you need is a stage, some lights, and a few willing actors in order to understand addiction.

The Middlesex County Vocational and Technical School is ready to stage an event the audience won't soon forget. Neighborhood 3: Requisition of Doom (or N3RD) is a play which revolves around students who've become addicted to the eponymous survival-horror game, Neighborhood 3.

According to the playwright, Jennifer Haley, N3RD "explores video game addiction and the importance of teen-parent communication."

For a few dollars, Haley will treat the the audience to the play, original music composed by the students, and a round-table discussion hosted by Dr. Tom Massarelli, a psychologist for the school district.

If my school's theater program produced plays like this, I might have been on a stage instead of behind a keyboard. Since Hollywood refuses to film anything as interesting as Neighborhood 3, I suppose it's up to high school students to tackle the issue of gaming addiction [The Sentinel via GamePolitics].

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Look out John Romero and David Jaffe -- there's a new renegade game developer in town!

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Crytek (Crysis 2) CEO Cervat Yerli thinks that console gamers "don't respect development." Speaking with the Official Xbox Magazine, Yerli described his peculiar method of defining the differences between console and PC gamers. "I said the single most important difference is a PC gamer forgives you for about a minute. A console gamer gives you two seconds. It sucks or it fails and you're either the top or a flop. They don't respect any value you put into your development, either it works or it doesn't work." In the wake of these comments, let it be known that as a journalist, I will maintain the objective integrity befit of my career.

A Connecticut man accused in a drug and gun case discovers the power of trolling after sending threatening messages to a witness' Xbox Live account. Anthony Hayward was apprehended for intimidation and harassment of a witness after writing such unsubtle messages like "Rats Die Slow" and "a dead man walking." Hayward was slapped with a hefty bail of $50,000 and is due back in court soon. When will the general public realize that the art of berating someone on the Internet is an exacting skill that demands a high level of finesse? [Courant]

"Neighborhood 3: Requisition of Doom" (N3RD), a new play by a performing arts school in New Jersey, touches upon the cantankerous subject of video game addiction. The story revolves around a fictitious video game named Neighborhood 3 and its addictive properties to the youth of a small community. The ever-blurring distinction between reality and video games along with the importance of parent-child communication are discussed during a round-table debate following the conclusion of each play. I fervently hope that the compounding issue of parents scoring higher than their children in video games is also addressed.  [Sentinel]

Jeff Brown, Director of Corporate Communications at EA, had a few snarky words to say about the Infinity Ward/Activision fiasco. When Activision announced a heightened fiscal outlook as a result of the successful Modern Warfare 2 Stimulus Pack, Brown took a jab at the rival company by glibly stating, "This is kind of like announcing: 'The race horse I shot last month has won the Triple Crown!'" Nowhere else has a job title been so aptly bestowed on the correct individual. [IndustryGamers]

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Editor's note: Taxes are a pain in the ass -- even if you'll eventually get some of your money back. But taxes play an important role in society, as Jeff demonstrates with these five games featuring taxation. -Brett

Tax day is upon us. The line at the post office runs around the block, drinking establishments have extended happy hours, and the IRS offices are likely under heavy guard against Tea Party uprisings.

Fact is, no one likes paying taxes. Some sicko named Oliver Wendell Holmes once tried to convince the American people that taxes are our civic duty, saying, "Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society." Holmes may be right, but he's also an idiot. You aren't going to convince the KFC-Double-Downing public with reason and an appeal to patriotism.

That is where I step in. I've decided to help out poor ol' Oliver with the only things that can save a situation like this: video games and a list!

I've pulled together five games that will help you to realize the importance of paying taxes. You might notice something these games have in common: all of them put you in the position of a leader of a military or government. Why's that? Because the best way to win those games is providing for the people who pay those taxes -- just like real life.

So without further ado, here are the top 5 games to help you realize why paying taxes are important -- and soothe the sting of your own emptied wallet.

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We asked you to write about controllers. You delivered. We are so excited that you took our call out and ran with it. The articles were informative, entertaining, and numerous. They ranged from future speculation to our favorites (and not-so-favorite) controllers of yesteryear. We saw everything from personal histories to eulogies. Despite the controller-less future promised by video game developers, it's safe to say that the Bitmob community loves their gamepads.

Everyone who participated can be found below in our round-up. If you wrote more than one article, we went with our favorite, but all articles were great!

Why did we want to hear about controllers? Juan Letona put the spirit of the call out into perspective:

"If I am the controller, what do I get to throw when I lose?" (Read his full article here).

Let's see what the rest of the community had to say:

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