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Jay Henningsen
I don't know if it's more amazing or sad that Andrew has managed to distill every possible encounter at a video-game retail store into a single Bitmob post. What decisions will you make?
You are about to buy a video game. In order to complete this quest, you will need two items: the web browser you are currently using and a single die. If you are lame, you may use a normal six-sided die found in such games as Yahtzee (only use one) or maybe even that Pop-O-Matic die attached to a game of Trouble. If you are truly awesome, I suggest the gold-plated, 20-sided die you used to wreak havoc across the Forgotten Realms. It doesn't matter too much, and you may not even use it, but as long as your die has odd and even numbers, you'll be fine.
Okay, got your die? Not yet? We can wait...hurry up though; you're holding us all up. Ready? Let's begin.
In the depths of the strip mall, glittering treasures abound. Amassed on shelves and in bargain bins, they call the courageous adventurer to risk life, limb, and wallet in a villainous hive of marketing and retail quotas. Are you brave enough to venture forth into the depths of the Video Game Store?
You open the door to the Video Game Store, and the smell of sweaty grown men and Dorito dust wafts across the threshold. You step forward.
From floor to ceiling, colorful game boxes (empty of course) feature buxom anime children and space marine troglodytes that stare blankly at you. An overweight man with a greasy head and an undefinable mass of facial hair tries to catch your eye.
Do you approach the man behind the counter? Click here.
Or do you head into the depths of the store itself? Click here.
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